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What's The Saturday Plan?

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What's The Saturday Plan?
« on: August 28, 2012, 01:10:58 PM »
I know some of you miscreants are going to the ATL.  Lucky bastages.  It's also Labor Day weekend so there probably will be some travel going on.  Not for Dr. Snags.  Been craving the wings and beer and been holding off for the first foosballz Saturday of the year.  So Saturday morning, it's run a few errands while the drumettes are marinating. Come home and grill up a few dozen of the tasty little bird parts.  Start drinking ice cold beer about 11:00 and watch football all day leading up to the real game time.  Have as many people over that can make it and hollah for the orange and blue.

Getting a new, much bigger TV for the back porch tomorrow night so this weekend's viewing, drinking and grilling should be greatly enhanced.  What's your plans?  GF, you got your AU club going again?
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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2012, 01:13:22 PM »
Going to friend's earlier in the day.  Probably going to eat Saws BBQ in Homewood three times. 
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Re: What's The Saturday Plan?
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2012, 01:24:11 PM »
Having my dad and his “Girlfriend” come up from Ft. worth (I am making them spend the night) plus some local friends come over. Gonna go to Cain’s chicken and get a spread that should cover about 10 people. (I expect people from the neighborhood will come over) as they always do. Victory beer in Fridge is Whogarden :bar:.  Blue moon during the game :bar:.

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Re: What's The Saturday Plan?
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 01:38:16 PM »
GF, you got your AU club going again?
Absatootly...will head over to the bar around 6pm.  So far we got a good head count prolly around 40-50 of da Fambly. 

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Re: What's The Saturday Plan?
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 01:42:55 PM »
Leaving with my pops and little Buzz for the ATL around lunch time. 
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Re: What's The Saturday Plan?
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 01:55:20 PM »
Gonna throw on a couple of slabs of ribs and some chicken thighs.  Start drinking teh burrbinzz around 5:00'ish.  I will switch over to Bell's Two Hearted Ale during the game unless something goes horribly wrong then I will hit teh burrbinzz all night and not remember anything until I wake up the next morning.
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Re: What's The Saturday Plan?
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2012, 02:14:45 PM »
Gonna throw on a couple of slabs of ribs and some chicken thighs.  Start drinking teh burrbinzz around 5:00'ish.  I will switch over to Bell's Two Hearted Ale during the game unless something goes horribly wrong then I will hit teh burrbinzz all night and not remember anything until I wake up the next morning.

This sounds like a well thought out plan of action. 

To back up a couple of nights, I'm going to a high school football game Thursday.  I know it's the opener with The Penis/Dores matchup and I'd normally watch it just because it's college foosballz.  But I can't think of two SEC teams I care less about.  No offense VV but I can't bring myself to sit and watch those two for more than 20 minutes without going full comatose.  Friday night (In this case, Thursday night) high school football is a tradition for me.
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2012, 02:41:19 PM »
This sounds like a well thought out plan of action. 

To back up a couple of nights, I'm going to a high school football game Thursday.  I know it's the opener with The Penis/Dores matchup and I'd normally watch it just because it's college foosballz.  But I can't think of two SEC teams I care less about.  No offense VV but I can't bring myself to sit and watch those two for more than 20 minutes without going full comatose.  Friday night (In this case, Thursday night) high school football is a tradition for me.
You are the X Dothan recruiting correspondent.

BTW hows that story coming for the front page?
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Re: What's The Saturday Plan?
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2012, 02:44:21 PM »
Gotta coach football at 11:00 and daughter cheers at 1:00 so I'll be hot, tired and ready for a cold one by game time.
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Re: What's The Saturday Plan?
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2012, 03:17:21 PM »
You are the X Dothan recruiting correspondent.

BTW hows that story coming for the front page?

Dismukes got drunk and changed everything.
On the recruiting, we actually have a few legit prospects down in this area, which is highly unusual.  HS football has sucked in the Wiregrass for years with regard to upper tier D1 players.  Josh Williford, starting guard at LSU, is about the only one that's come out of here in recent years.  But AU commit, Kamryn Melton is at Dothan High and another DB with Northview, Marquez White, has committed to FSU with Lord Saybinz trying to go in his/the back door. 
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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2012, 03:20:56 PM »
Dismukes got drunk and changed everything.
On the recruiting, we actually have a few legit prospects down in this area, which is highly unusual.  HS football has sucked in the Wiregrass for years with regard to upper tier D1 players.  Josh Williford, starting guard at LSU, is about the only one that's come out of here in recent years.  But AU commit, Kamryn Melton is at Dothan High and another DB with Northview, Marquez White, has committed to FSU with Lord Saybinz trying to go in his/the back door.

I bet he doesn't even give a reach around.
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Re: What's The Saturday Plan?
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2012, 03:23:00 PM »
Tailgate from noon till kickoff at the dome.

Go to my seats in section 222.

Witness the beatdown.
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Re: What's The Saturday Plan?
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2012, 03:23:51 PM »
This sounds like a well thought out plan of action. 

To back up a couple of nights, I'm going to a high school football game Thursday.  I know it's the opener with The Penis/Dores matchup and I'd normally watch it just because it's college foosballz.  But I can't think of two SEC teams I care less about.  No offense VV but I can't bring myself to sit and watch those two for more than 20 minutes without going full comatose.  Friday night (In this case, Thursday night) high school football is a tradition for me.

Gotta have a plan....always scheming.
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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2012, 03:24:55 PM »
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Re: What's The Saturday Plan?
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2012, 03:30:21 PM »
Tailgate from noon till kickoff at the dome.

Go to my seats in section 222.

Witness the beatdown.

I know that hemorhoid thing has been flaring up.  Better take 2 seat cushions for extra comfort.
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« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2012, 03:37:59 PM »
I know that hemorhoid thing has been flaring up.  Better take 2 seat cushions for extra comfort.
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Re: What's The Saturday Plan?
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2012, 03:49:51 PM »
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I will not be starting from a dead stop and Whit and I will be the only ones partaking from it, I should only need one.
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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2012, 03:53:46 PM »
I will not be starting from a dead stop and Whit and I will be the only ones partaking from it, I should only need one.
Whit...hmm...I'd go with two.
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Re: What's The Saturday Plan?
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2012, 03:55:49 PM »
Whit...hmm...I'd go with two.

Do you still have to get her drunk first?
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« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2012, 04:02:53 PM »
Do you still have to get her drunk first?
I think she is pretty much numb from the waste down.
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