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Dothan Lawyers Alarm

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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2012, 01:28:56 PM »

Always ask for the cash price.
Or, never go to a strip club that doesn't take IOU's.
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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2012, 02:06:50 PM »
Snaggle?  :crickets:
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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2012, 02:07:49 PM »
Snags is sitting. Simmering even.

Waiting to pounce.
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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2012, 02:36:29 PM »
Sorry Snaggle has had a busy morning.
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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2012, 02:52:04 PM »
Instead of a "lawyer that cares", perhaps Snaggle is actually a lawya that don't give a shit?  The Honey Barrister?
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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2012, 02:54:17 PM »
Sorry Snaggle has had a busy morning.


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« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2012, 04:08:05 PM »
Sorry Snaggle has had a busy morning.

That's why he bought that silo!
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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2012, 06:12:04 PM »
Just getting back in from my weekend.  Took the jet down to St. Thomas for a couple of days of spear fishing, but the yacht had engine trouble.  (Of course, I fired the Captain..it was the 2nd time in a year).  So, I used the opportunity to get my contractor started on the rock/waterfall formation around the pool at my villa.  The view from the 3rd floor bedroom window will be brilliant.

What have you guys been talking about?  Anything new?
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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2012, 09:21:40 PM »
Just getting back in from my weekend.  Took the jet down to St. Thomas for a couple of days of spear fishing, but the yacht had engine trouble.  (Of course, I fired the Captain..it was the 2nd time in a year).  So, I used the opportunity to get my contractor started on the rock/waterfall formation around the pool at my villa.  The view from the 3rd floor bedroom window will be brilliant.

What have you guys been talking about?  Anything new?
Sounds like a pretty normal weekend for you. Sorry about the yacht trouble. I haven't tried to crank mine in years.
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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2012, 11:51:29 AM »
I haven't tried to crank mine in years.
They have pills for that now.
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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2012, 12:41:07 PM »
They have pills for that now.

Do the generic pills work just as good?

Hey I may be cheap, but at least I'm not proud!
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« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2012, 12:52:03 PM »
Do the generic pills work just as good?

Hey I may be cheap, but at least I'm not proud!
:) My parents smile a lot.

I'd tell you to ask Snags but he's a known label whore.
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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2012, 12:54:34 PM »
I'd tell you to ask Snags but he's a known label whore.

I would imagine that its kind of hard to get your crank on without a set of balls.
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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #33 on: August 27, 2012, 12:56:47 PM »
:) My parents smile a lot.

I'd tell you to ask Snags but he's a known label whore.

When you make the kind of bank Sangs does, you can't be anything else but a label whore.
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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #34 on: August 27, 2012, 01:02:45 PM »
When make the kind of bank Sangs does, you can't be anything else but a label whore.

Engrishes?
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« Reply #35 on: August 27, 2012, 01:11:14 PM »
Engrishes?

I fixed it.  You're dirty whorish mouf, shut it!   In a fog today man, in a fog, don't judge me!
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #36 on: August 27, 2012, 01:18:18 PM »
I fixed it.  Your dirty whorish mouf, shut it!   In a fog today man, in a fog, don't judge me!
Don't let good grammar suffer while you manage your time between drinks.
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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #37 on: August 27, 2012, 01:19:49 PM »
Don't let good grammar suffer while you manage your time between drinks.

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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #38 on: August 27, 2012, 01:21:02 PM »
Engrishes?

He said that you don't let anything come between you and your Calvin Kleins
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Re: Dothan Lawyers Alarm
« Reply #39 on: August 27, 2012, 01:23:37 PM »
He said that you don't let anything come between you and your Calvin Kleins

Pfffftttttt. CK's are shit tier clothing to a man with a silo full of money.
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