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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2012, 05:06:11 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 23, 2012, 05:03:29 PM
And another point about Germany and German Beer, the more we drank the more we understood what the hell they were saying.
Achtung!  Das funbaggens on der hosenhaund?
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2012, 05:39:39 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 23, 2012, 04:39:17 PM
How do they compare to these?

Beatles
MJ
Stones
Led Zepp
Elvis
Eagles
KISS
Queen
Chuck Berry
Temptations
Eric Clapton
Boy George
Fleetwood Mac
Beach Boys
Foo Fighters
Pink Floyd
Elton John
Spice Girls
U2
Prince
Metallica
Hank Williams
Jason Isbell and the 400 unit - I keed!

The Krauts havent had decent music since Strauss and Bach. Dallas is right - it's why they drink so much beer.

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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2012, 07:37:21 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on August 23, 2012, 05:06:11 PM
Achtung!  Das funbaggens on der hosenhaund?

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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2012, 08:29:14 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on August 23, 2012, 05:06:11 PM
Achtung!  Das funbaggens on der hosenhaund?
Der Trubel war hervorragend!
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2012, 10:17:08 AM »
They only German I know is "scheissekopf". That's what they call me over there. I think they said it meant handsome and hung or something like that. Nice people.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2012, 02:26:30 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on August 24, 2012, 10:17:08 AM
They only German I know is "scheissekopf". That's what they call me over there. I think they said it meant handsome and hung or something like that. Nice people.

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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2012, 02:53:48 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 23, 2012, 11:27:36 AM
Fucking Germans and all of their neighboring cousins.


WAS!!  Sie Englisch sind alle gleich alle ein paar arrogante pricks.

I am HIGHLY offended by your OBVIOUS anti-Teutonic bigotry.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2012, 09:14:30 AM »
I know a little German.  He's sitting right over there.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2012, 09:19:46 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 27, 2012, 09:14:30 AM
I know a little German.  He's sitting right over there.

Only a year ago, I was teaching a course in black history at the University of Blaupunkt.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2012, 09:36:07 AM »
Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2012, 09:45:20 AM »
Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.
 
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2012, 09:52:03 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2012, 11:22:38 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 27, 2012, 09:19:46 AM
Only a year ago, I was teaching a course in black history at the University of Blaupunkt.

Word Up!


Hey what about the Scorpions and Krokus. Aren't they both Germaine?
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3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #33 on: August 27, 2012, 11:31:11 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 27, 2012, 11:22:38 AM
Word Up!


Hey what about the Scorpions and Krokus. Aren't they both Germaine?

Scorpions are.


Krokus is Swiss.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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