Herbies...sounds like a disease.

[Godfather]

STARRING ROLE: BEST RUNNING BACKS
1. Marcus Lattimore, South Carolina
2. Montee Ball, Wisconsin
3. Knile Davis, Arkansas
4. Kenjon Barner, Oregon
5. Stepfan Taylor, Stanford

CATCHING ON: TOP WIDE RECEIVERS
1. Marqise Lee, USC
2. Tavon Austin, West Virginia
3. Robert Woods, USC
4. Da'Rick Rogers, Tennessee
5. Marquess Wilson, Washington State

QUARTERBACKS: POCKET PASSERS
1. Matt Barkley, USC
2. Aaron Murray, Georgia
3. Tyler Wilson, Arkansas
4. Geno Smith, West Virginia
5. Keith Price, Washington

QUARTERBACKS: DUAL-THREAT
1. Logan Thomas, Virginia Tech
2. Collin Klein, Kansas State
3. Denard Robinson, Michigan
4. James Franklin, Missouri
5. Braxton Miller, Ohio State

TIGHT ENDS: BEST IN THE BIZ
1. Tyler Eifert, Notre Dame
2. Jake Stoneburner, Ohio State
3. Zach Ertz, Stanford
4. Philip Lutzenkirchen, Auburn
5. Chris Gragg, Arkansas

END GAME: DEFENSIVE ENDS -- THE DIRTY DOZEN
(I'm allowing myself to exceed the limit of five per category!)
1. Sam Montgomery, LSU
2. Brandon Jenkins, Florida State
3. William Gholston, Michigan State
4. Barkevious Mingo, LSU
5. Bjoern Werner, Florida State
6. Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina
7. Corey Lemonier, Auburn
8. Jackson Jeffcoat, Texas
9. Dion Jordan, Oregon
10. Alex Okafor, Texas
11. John Simon, Ohio State
12. Malliciah Goodman, Clemson

INSIDE JOB: DEFENSIVE TACKLES
1. Star Lotulelei, Utah
2. Johnathan Hankins, Ohio State
3. Jesse Williams, Alabama
4. Kawann Short, Purdue
5. Bennie Logan, LSU

GOT YOUR BACK: OUTSIDE LINEBACKERS
1. Jarvis Jones, Georgia
2. Chase Thomas, Stanford
3. Jonathan Brown, Illinois
4. Jamie Collins, Southern Miss
5. Jelani Jenkins, Florida

INSIDE LINEBACKERS
1. Kevin Reddick, North Carolina
2. Shayne Skov, Stanford
3. Manti Te'o, Notre Dame
4. Nico Johnson, Alabama
5. Chris Borland, Wisconsin

TAKE COVER: DEFENSIVE BACKS
1. David Amerson, NC State
2. Xavier Rhodes, Florida State
3. Johnthan Banks, Mississippi State
4. Nickell Robey, USC
5. Johnny Adams, Michigan State

SAFETY FIRST: TOP SAFETIES
1. Eric Reid, LSU
2. Tony Jefferson, Oklahoma
3. Robert Lester, Alabama
4. Bacarri Rambo, Georgia
5. Kenny Vaccaro, Texas

RIGHT TO EXCITE: MOST EXCITING PLAYERS
1. Tavon Austin, West Virginia
2. De'Anthony Thomas, Oregon
3. Denard Robinson, Michigan
4. Sammy Watkins, Clemson
5. Onterio McCalebb, Auburn

RODNEY DANGERFIELDS: PLAYERS WHO DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
1. David Amerson, NC State
2. Geno Smith, West Virginia
3. Johnathan Franklin, UCLA
4. Chase Thomas, Stanford
5. Bjoern Werner, Florida State

SHHHHH, DON'T TELL: BEST-KEPT SECRETS
1. Le'Veon Bell, Michigan State
2. Giovani Bernard, North Carolina
3. Cameron Marshall, Arizona State
4. Michael Clay, Oregon
5. Marquess Wilson, Washington State

DON'T TURN YOUR BACK: BACKYARD FOOTBALL
1. Kyle Fuller, Virginia Tech
2. Jared Abbrederis, Wisconsin
3. Jamal Miles, Arizona State
4. Tony Jefferson, Oklahoma
5. Eric Reid, LSU

DRESS FOR SUCCESS: LOOKS THE PART
1. William Gholston, Michigan State
2. Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina
3. Shayne Skov, Stanford
4. Da'Rick Rogers, Tennessee
5. Marqise Lee, USC

OFF AND RUNNING: READY TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL
1. Marqise Lee, USC
2. Keith Price, Washington
3. Braxton Miller, Ohio State
4. Nico Johnson, Alabama
5. Cobi Hamilton, Arkansas

OLD SCHOOL: THROWBACK PLAYERS
1. Collin Klein, Kansas State
2. Rex Burkhead, Nebraska
3. Marcus Lattimore, South Carolina
4. Max Bullough, Michigan State
5. Philip Lutzenkirchen, Auburn

AHEAD OF THE CURVE
1. Marcus Mariota, Oregon
2. Andrew Maxwell, Michigan State
3. Michael Holmes, Virginia Tech
4. Trey Metoyer, Oklahoma
5. Matt Miller, Boise State

OUCH! THE ANKLE BREAKERS
1. Denard Robinson, Michigan
2. Kenjon Barner, Oregon
3. Robert Woods, USC
4. Jamal Miles, Arizona State
5. Dustin Harris, Texas A&M

BASIC INSTINCT: IT'S EVERYTHING
1. Chris Borland, Wisconsin
2. Arthur Brown, Kansas State
3. Dion Bailey, USC
4. Manti Te'o, Notre Dame
5. Cameron Lawrence, Mississippi State

SURPRISE PARTY: TEAMS
1. Mississippi State
2. Purdue
3. Boise State (Chris Petersen!)
4. Tennessee
5. UCLA

SUDDEN IMPACT: BEST COORDINATOR HIRES
1. Mike Stoops, Oklahoma
2. Doug Nussmeier, Alabama
3. Sal Sunseri, Tennessee
4. Brian VanGorder, Auburn
5. Justin Wilcox, Washington

MOVIN' ON UP: HEAD COACHES WHO WILL GET HIGHER-PROFILE OPPORTUNITIES
1. Charlie Strong, Louisville
2. James Franklin, Vanderbilt
3. Skip Holtz, South Florida
4. Dave Doeren, Northern Illinois
5. Mario Cristobal, FIU

THE ULTIMATE HERBIE
1. Matt Barkley, USC
2. Collin Klein, Kansas State
3. Marcus Lattimore, South Carolina
4. Barrett Jones, Alabama
5. Montee Ball, Wisconsin

[AUChizad]

THE ULTIMATE HERBIE
1. Matt Barkley, USC
2. Collin Klein, Kansas State
3. Marcus Lattimore, South Carolina
4. Barrett Jones, Alabama
5. Montee Ball, Wisconsin

Is this for real? Did we not just have this conversation trying to figure out who the fuck this even was?

[Godfather]

Is this for real? Did we not just have this conversation trying to figure out who the fuck this even was?

He is very versatile

[Kaos]

That fucker racht thar is a fuckin' Aubie gawwwdammit.  He ain't picked but lahk four from bammer on tha entar fuckin' list, Pawl.   Whatchoo thank he wuz thankin?  Ain't no fuckin' way ya put them fuckin' Aubies on that thar list and don't have ever fuckin' player from bammer up on there.  Hayull, there ain't a player down thar what could be on bammer's second strang.  Ah hopes ya kick that Aubie sumbitch off yer program, ah don't wanna here nothin' he got to say namore.