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One for the new girl and me...

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One for the new girl and me...
« on: August 21, 2012, 01:19:05 PM »
With a QB that looks like that?  I just became a part-time Vandy fan...

Ain't like I have another college QB to lust after at the moment...

Mmmmmmmm...
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2012, 01:20:25 PM »
No self respecting man, wears a bathing suit like that, body like that or not.   MAN CODE.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2012, 01:21:09 PM »
No self respecting man, wears a bathing suit like that, body like that or not.   MAN CODE.

Bitch, please.  You'd wear that bathing suit to the mall if it made your package look like that.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2012, 01:29:36 PM »
Bitch, please.  You'd wear that bathing suit to the mall if it made your package look like that.
His package?  Nope, I am very happy with my package plus I am straight.

His abs...I still wouldn't wear the shorts, but I most likely would walk around without a shirt.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2012, 01:31:44 PM »
Bitch, please.  You'd wear that bathing suit to the mall if it made your package look like that.

i wear a xxs. 
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2012, 01:34:30 PM »
Bitch, please.  You'd wear that bathing suit to the mall if it made your package look like that.

I would not and I used to look like that. I have worn some questionable shorts at times though. But I could never bring myself to wear anything that resembles a banana hammock.

He is correct. The man code shoudl prevent this type of thing....
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2012, 01:40:45 PM »
Bitch, please.  You'd wear that bathing suit to the mall if it made your package look like that.

If I wanted to show my package off, I'd whip this thing out.  Man code...that guy needs to read it.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2012, 01:44:26 PM »
I have one similar in a thong but I don't have enough space to store my unit. Plus I can't reach around to shave my ass anymore.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2012, 01:46:17 PM »
If I wanted to show my package off, I'd whip this thing out.  Man code...that guy needs to read it.

Rock out with ya cock out.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2012, 08:59:48 PM »
I have one similar in a thong but I don't have enough space to store my unit. Plus I can't reach around to shave my ass anymore.

VV can help you shave your ass, and you'll get a reacharound in the process.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2012, 08:55:53 AM »
VV can help you shave your ass, and you'll get a reacharound in the process.
Is she a looker? I can't let just anyone shave my ass ya know.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2012, 09:04:39 AM »
Is she a looker? I can't let just anyone shave my ass ya know.

She's a He
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2012, 09:15:19 AM »
She's a He

Dammit man...




Cancel the hidden cameras, GF.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2012, 09:27:23 AM »
She's a He

More like an It. SheMale if you will.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2012, 09:38:03 AM »
More like an It. SheMale if you will.
SheHobbit...Bitch!
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2012, 09:38:46 AM »
SheHobbit...Bitch!

I had been going with Transgendered Hobbit as of late.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2012, 12:49:17 PM »
Don't be jealous because I can fuck myself.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2012, 01:18:03 PM »
Don't be jealous because I can fuck myself.
So
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2012, 01:25:55 PM »
Don't be jealous because I can fuck myself.

Unless you have short arms, most of us can fuck ourselves...
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