On a talk radio note, I was over in Baldwin County yesterday morning and picked up this talk show on a Mobile station. 3 guys taking calls and giving "advice". First caller I heard was a woman saying her 13 year old daughter was abusing her cell phone privileges and wouldn't answer when she calls to check on her and so on...
Advice: First off, your 13 year old is a bitch...like all 13 year olds are. Take the damn phone away from her. Grow a sack and show her who's boss. Now say it.
Caller: Okay, I'm a dirty whore.
Advice: That's better.