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NPR gets dirrrty
« on: August 17, 2012, 09:54:50 AM »
Listening to the radio this morning, enjoying the soothing sounds of the NPR hosts'/reporters' subdued voices...and then BAM!

About 25 times in the course of a two minute story, the obscenities flew.  The story was about a Russian punk-rock group called Pussy Riot.  Their charges are bullshit, but my inner 3rd grader just loved hearing those prim and proper NPR folks spout off about the Pussy over and again.


http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/17/world/europe/russia-pussy-riot-trial/
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Re: NPR gets dirrrty
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2012, 09:56:58 AM »
I'm a smooth pimp that loves teh pussy.
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2012, 10:15:00 AM »
« Last Edit: August 17, 2012, 10:32:28 AM by Saniflush »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2012, 11:03:05 AM »
On a talk radio note, I was over in Baldwin County yesterday morning and picked up this talk show on a Mobile station.  3 guys taking calls and giving "advice".  First caller I heard was a woman saying her 13 year old daughter was abusing her cell phone privileges and wouldn't answer when she calls to check on her and so on...

Advice:  First off, your 13 year old is a bitch...like all 13 year olds are.  Take the damn phone away from her.  Grow a sack and show her who's boss.  Now say it.

Caller:  Okay, I'm a dirty whore.

Advice:  That's better. 
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Re: NPR gets dirrrty
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2012, 12:37:19 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 17, 2012, 11:03:05 AM
On a talk radio note, I was over in Baldwin County yesterday morning and picked up this talk show on a Mobile station.  3 guys taking calls and giving "advice".  First caller I heard was a woman saying her 13 year old daughter was abusing her cell phone privileges and wouldn't answer when she calls to check on her and so on...

Advice:  First off, your 13 year old is a bitch...like all 13 year olds are.  Take the damn phone away from her.  Grow a sack and show her who's boss.  Now say it.

Caller:  Okay, I'm a dirty whore.

Advice:  That's better.

Lex and Terry. 

Believe it or not that shit is syndicated. 

One of the worst excuses for a morning show I've ever heard but it's been around for at least 15 years doing that lame ass schtick with fat bitches calling in and talking about getting spanked. 

It's terrible. 
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