Official Welcome to New Members.

[djsimp]

Yes... yes we are all well aware.  It doesn't count when its the same pussy 25,000 times.

It doesn't hurt to have an imagination.

[Buzz Killington]

Yes... yes we are all well aware.  It doesn't count when its the same pussy 25,000 times.

But enough about marriage...

[AWK]

It doesn't hurt to have an imagination.

or a fleshlite.

[AUTiger1]

Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.

You may just make it around here......

[The Prowler]

Another word of warning...all you newbies better listen the fuck up...If you present yourself as an Auburn fan, but you're eventually outed as being an inbred, retarded, goat fuckin bammer...you will be raped over the coals, tarred, feathered & you'll eventually go crying back to whatever cesspool of a message board that you call home (like woolly wool al, or whatever the fuck it's called).

That being said, welcome mutha fuckas. I hope you stick around because it's all fun and games in this place...even when someone gets hurt (that's when the real entertainment begins).

[Buzz Killington]

You fuckers are slowing the site down for me.  Now piss off.

[GH2001]

Another word of warning...all you newbies better listen the fuck up...If you present yourself as an Auburn fan, but you're eventually outed as being an inbred, retarded, goat fuckin bammer...you will be raped over the coals, tarred, feathered & you'll eventually go crying back to whatever cesspool of a message board that you call home (like woolly wool al, or whatever the fuck it's called).

That being said, welcome mutha fuckas. I hope you stick around because it's all fun and games in this place...even when someone gets hurt (that's when the real entertainment begins).

Cue the Birmingham thread......

[Saniflush]

Cue the Birmingham thread......

That was cued on post one of this thread.



dumbass.

[GH2001]

That was cued on post one of this thread.



dumbass.

Yeah, but was totally relevant to Prowler's post.

And how do you remember this shit without going back and reading everytime? Memory of gold I tell ya.

[Saniflush]

And how do you remember this shit without going back and reading everytime? Memory of gold I tell ya.

I can't remember my name or age half the time but I'm all over shit that has no consequence in the real world.

[GH2001]

I can't remember my name or age half the time but I'm all over shit that has no consequence in the real world.

What is this thread about again?

[chityeah]

As the owner of one of the two (official) pussies on this board, I resent the connection between pussies and shitastic taste in mixed drinks.

I am sure you meant to say "nutless wonder".

I stand corrected. However I sit to pee.

[djsimp]

I stand corrected. However I sit to pee.

Come again?

[ssgaufan]

Come again?

If he sits to pee, then he probably doesn't get to cum that often.

[dallaswareagle]

I stand corrected. However I sit to pee.

your Avatar is gay and is not keen, (at all)

[GH2001]

your Avatar is gay.

I don't know about ghey, but it certainly isn't keen.

[dallaswareagle]

I don't know about ghey, but it certainly isn't keen.

There can only be one.

[Snaggletiger]

[Pell City Tiger]

What ever happened to Logan Adams? I meant to ask if there was any relation to my all-time favorite Adams; the man they called Grizzly. Fuck John Wayne. Grizzly Adams was ten times the man John Wayne was. I loved every one of his movies. He was a man's man, by God, and not in one of those new age Brokeback Mountain kind of ways. John Wayne's forte was killing Indians and Mexicans, and he was damn good at it. But seriously, who hasn't killed a Indian or Mexican. You know what sets Grizzly Adams apart from the rest? He befriended a goddamn grizzly bear. Name another motherfucker that's done that.

That being said, welcome Logan Young. Post often.

[Vandy Vol]

You know what sets Grizzly Adams apart from the rest? He befriended a goddamn grizzly bear. Name another motherfucker that's done that.

I know a guy who befriended a buffalo and punched a cougar.