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Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays

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Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« on: August 14, 2012, 03:24:21 PM »
Damn there were a lot fucking goin on around Thanksgiving.

Anyways Happy Birthday to Aubie16... one day soon you will become a man.

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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2012, 03:28:25 PM »
Happy Happy Joy Joy...

Sorry.  Suffering from post traumatic birthday posting fatigue.  Your momma should have had you earlier in the month.
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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2012, 03:31:32 PM »
Happy 16th aubie
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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2012, 03:34:45 PM »
Happy 16th aubie

He's 16?



Too old, do not want.



Happy birthday nonetheless.
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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2012, 03:35:58 PM »
Happy Birthday!!!

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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2012, 03:39:23 PM »
He's 16?



Too old, do not want.



Happy birthday nonetheless.

If you were here, I could deceive you
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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2012, 03:40:34 PM »
If you were here, I could deceive you

Just so that we're clear, I am not, nor have I ever been, a long snapper.  I just want to avoid any potential disappointment on your part.
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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2012, 03:41:09 PM »
Just so that we're clear, I am not, nor have I ever been, a long snapper.  I just want to avoid any potential disappointment on your part.
Long catcher though?
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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2012, 05:03:17 PM »
Happy Birthday Fucker!  Slap all of your students in the face!
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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2012, 05:09:11 PM »
Long catcher though?

Hobbits can't be true long catchers without experiencing internal damage.
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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2012, 05:10:50 PM »
Hobbits can't be true long catchers without experiencing internal damage.

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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2012, 07:07:28 PM »
Tall Brads have Birthdays too.
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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2012, 09:17:29 PM »
Tall Brads have Birthdays too.

But it's nothing like a fucking shire birthday.
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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2012, 09:35:28 PM »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2012, 12:31:26 PM »
hmmm. Happy birthday young man.

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Re: Jesus Christo there are a lot of August Birthdays
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2012, 04:38:51 PM »
Happy Birthday, doll. I choose to think of August babies as Iron Bowl babies.....You were conceived after one of the best, 1983. :)
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