If we were the last two free people left on earth after the black helicopters take everyone else to the relocation camps, the human race is in deep shit.
Sorry, but tin foil accessories are a turn off.
Personally I think I would have gone with this quote slightly modified.
"If it was forty below and
that button having sex with you meant the difference between a long satisfying life and a cold horrible death from hypothermia, I still wouldn't give you the satisfaction!"