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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #240 on: August 17, 2012, 03:20:19 PM »
**sigh** and I had such high hopes...

With that post, back to noobie obscurity you go...

EXCUSED.

I think he had the wrong kind of oral intercourse in mind.
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #241 on: August 17, 2012, 03:25:16 PM »
I think he had the wrong kind of oral intercourse in mind.

He needs to work on his subtlety, and maybe try and figure out who he's talking to before popping off with "Tigers like it rough...". :rolleyes:

Maybe one of you guys could lend him some leather bound books or get him some mahogany air freshner or something.
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #242 on: August 17, 2012, 03:26:03 PM »
**sigh** and I had such high hopes...

With that post, back to noobie obscurity you go...

EXCUSED.

Reminds me of several years back, my buddy and I went to one of those meet and greets with Bobby Bowden down in the Hassee'.  They were serving copious amounts of alkeyhawl and we were partaking of the same.  On the way home, we got the great idea of hitting the local Hassee' Hooters.  It was a week night and late so there were far more hooters than customers.  We literally had 5-6 girls there sitting down with us and we two drunk guys were more than happy for the attention.  We got into a discussion about the best way to pour up a beer.  One of the Hooter babes shows us how she pours it and my buddy blurts out, "That bitch likes it hard and fast".

Alone...um, check please.

I just stared at him in disbelief...What? did I say something?  :facepalm:
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #243 on: August 17, 2012, 03:26:04 PM »
I'm not sharing my air freshener with a noob.
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #244 on: August 17, 2012, 03:27:00 PM »
I don't beleive we have but I love being called darlin', darlin'. I'm the WiregrassTiger and Tigers like it rough.

Time to head back to YOUR man cave:

 
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #245 on: August 17, 2012, 03:30:56 PM »
He needs to work on his subtlety, and maybe try and figure out who he's talking to before popping off with "Tigers like it rough...". :rolleyes:

Maybe one of you guys could lend him some leather bound books or get him some mahogany air freshner or something.

He underestimates the power of the tongue. Too much talk, not enough action.
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #246 on: August 17, 2012, 03:33:49 PM »
He needs to work on his subtlety, and maybe try and figure out who he's talking to before popping off with "Tigers like it rough...". :rolleyes:

Maybe one of you guys could lend him some leather bound books or get him some mahogany air freshner or something.
They make leather books?
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #247 on: August 17, 2012, 03:35:21 PM »
He underestimates the power of the  Too much talk, not enough action.

My wife makes sure that is one of my strongest muscle group. :tongue:
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #248 on: August 17, 2012, 03:35:35 PM »
He underestimates the power of the tongue. Too much talk, not enough action.

We're havin' Colonel Lingus for dinnah
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #249 on: August 17, 2012, 03:35:41 PM »
Time to head back to YOUR man cave:


yuk, yuk, yuk,...snort. Damn uz is funny!
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #250 on: August 17, 2012, 03:36:47 PM »
Time to head back to YOUR man cave:



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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #251 on: August 17, 2012, 03:38:02 PM »
yuk, yuk, yuk,...snort. Damn uz is funny!

God damn it, read some threads.  I AM KEEN.
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #252 on: August 17, 2012, 03:41:24 PM »
VV fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

I just puked in my mouth a little.
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #253 on: August 17, 2012, 03:45:52 PM »
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Thats what happens when bodies start slappin.
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #254 on: August 17, 2012, 07:01:18 PM »
Dammit, discourse. Oral discourse. That mistake has gotten me into trouble before, esp in San Fran.
Show up at one of our tailgates. Don't be too confused when you see some of our gals sporting one of these.



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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #255 on: August 17, 2012, 09:24:15 PM »
My wife makes sure that is one of my strongest muscle group. :tongue:
She has never talked to me about this.
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #256 on: August 17, 2012, 10:57:05 PM »
She has never talked to me about this.

At some point you just have to accept that further conversation on a topic is pointless and a waste of breath. You can't fix stupid.
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #257 on: August 18, 2012, 08:22:05 AM »
At some point you just have to accept that further conversation on a topic is pointless and a waste of breath. You can't fix stupid.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
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Re: BAA HAA HAAA AuburnEagle
« Reply #258 on: August 18, 2012, 08:38:42 AM »
I am the master of cunnilingus. :tongue: :tits:
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« Reply #259 on: August 18, 2012, 10:16:23 AM »
She has never talked to me about this.

That’s cause she’s not a lesbian.
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