Sunday Morning Sex
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. Upon hearing
that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to
her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort
her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He
had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced
age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the
ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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