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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2012, 03:49:40 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2012, 03:47:41 PM
I'll never tell.

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the bird again.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2012, 04:56:31 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 03:49:40 PM
It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the bird again.

PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2012, 04:57:19 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 07, 2012, 04:56:31 PM
PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

Are you ready for some lotion?
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wesfau2

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2012, 06:23:31 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on August 07, 2012, 04:57:19 PM
Are you ready for some lotion?

Water soluble only, please.  Safety first.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2012, 06:34:50 PM »
Happy birthday! I miss vandalizing Shane's grave with you.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2012, 07:39:58 PM »
Yeah girl. Have a frozen shot!
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2012, 09:28:52 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 02:30:09 PM
Wait...she's late?  Fuck someone has some splaining to do.

I'm fixed...

nor have we had intercourse...yet...
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2012, 11:55:34 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2012, 01:15:35 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 02:30:09 PM
Wait...she's late?  Fuck someone has some splaining to do.

Holy shit - where's simp?
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2012, 11:43:43 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 08, 2012, 01:15:35 AM
Holy shit - where's simp?

Probably off humping.....something. That's what he does 24/7.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2012, 02:35:47 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 08, 2012, 11:43:43 AM
Probably off humping.....something. That's what he does 24/7.

JR, cover your eyes.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2012, 02:41:54 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on August 08, 2012, 02:35:47 PM
JR, cover your eyes.



You could title that pic, "The Life of Simp: A to Z"
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2012, 06:33:18 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on August 08, 2012, 02:35:47 PM

He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let him finish.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2012, 09:00:28 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on August 08, 2012, 06:33:18 PM
He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let him finish.

Snots!.....Snots! You roll over and let Uncle PCT rub your belly.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2012, 10:02:57 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on August 09, 2012, 09:00:28 AM
Snots!.....Snots! You roll over and let Uncle PCT rub your belly.

He really shouldn't. His hands are all chapped.
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