Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  1. Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  2. The Library
  3. Haley Center Basement
  4. Happy Birthday to...
« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Happy Birthday to...

  • 34 Replies
  • 3664 Views

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22895
  • Bofa
Happy Birthday to...
« on: August 07, 2012, 09:16:42 AM »
AUsweetheart...wherever you are.

PS:  I never would have guessed you were 42.

Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2012, 09:17:44 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2012, 09:16:42 AM
PS:  I never would have guessed you were 42.
Drywall does wonders for the skin.

Happy Birthday!
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans

Auburn Forum

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2012, 11:01:32 AM »
One year closer to achieving dried up prune status. 
Congrats.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

dallaswareagle

  • ****
  • 10940
  • Standing on holy ground.
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2012, 11:24:44 AM »
She only looked 29 when I met her.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44514
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2012, 11:31:09 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 07, 2012, 11:24:44 AM
She only looked 29 when I met her.

Just noticed you have your 42nd coming up too.  Imagine that
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22895
  • Bofa
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2012, 11:34:29 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2012, 11:31:09 AM
Just noticed you have your 42nd coming up too.  Imagine that

I know I've already said this, but it's worth mentioning again...

42 is teh new 21!
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44514
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2012, 11:35:26 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2012, 11:34:29 AM
I know I've already said this, but it's worth mentioning again...

42 is teh new 21!

I'd settle for 51 being the new 42
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2012, 11:35:34 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2012, 11:34:29 AM
I know I've already said this, but it's worth mentioning again...

42 is teh new 21!

Aren't you 42 in 3 days?

Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans

Auburn Forum

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2012, 11:36:36 AM »
BTW ausweetheart doesn't exist...she was a myth, a fabrication.  The chupacabra.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans

Auburn Forum

dallaswareagle

  • ****
  • 10940
  • Standing on holy ground.
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2012, 11:37:11 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2012, 11:31:09 AM
Just noticed you have had your 42nd 52nd coming up too A while back.  Imagine that

My feelings are hurt that you did not know this.  :sad:
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

dallaswareagle

  • ****
  • 10940
  • Standing on holy ground.
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2012, 11:38:33 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2012, 11:34:29 AM
I know I've already said this, but it's worth mentioning again...

42 is teh new 21!

And there are pills to make sure.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

AWK

  • Caller of the "Taint"
  • ***
  • 8190
  • Damn Right.
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2012, 11:43:28 AM »
Happy Birthday and such...

















balls.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22895
  • Bofa
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2012, 12:45:38 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 11:35:34 AM
Aren't you 42 in 3 days?

It's possible.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Shug Dye

  • ******
  • 887
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2012, 01:40:49 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 07, 2012, 11:24:44 AM
She only looked 29 when I met her.

You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

Happy Birthday to AUS....I never got to meet you but I've heard only good things. Even if some of them were written on a bathroom stall.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"That's what." -She

djsimp

  • *
  • 13946
  • Why don't you blow me ump!
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2012, 01:45:07 PM »
Happy birthday Sweets.  :tongue:
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Tiger Wench

  • ******
  • 10352
  • Does this armour make my ass look big?
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2012, 01:46:33 PM »
SO GLAD that bitch is gone.  She was totally cramping my style... too many hens in the rooster house, and all.

The new girl is much easier to intimidate with my superior bitch skills.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44514
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2012, 01:47:56 PM »
Happy happy to the late, great AUS
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2012, 02:30:09 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2012, 01:47:56 PM
Happy happy to the late, great AUS

Wait...she's late?  Fuck someone has some splaining to do. 
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans

Auburn Forum

Ogre

  • ****
  • 3658
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2012, 02:41:43 PM »
Happy Birthday to sweets, wherever you are.  I for one think she's locked away in Buzz' basement Buffalo Bill style, but that's just me. 
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22895
  • Bofa
Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2012, 03:47:41 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on August 07, 2012, 02:41:43 PM
Happy Birthday to sweets, wherever you are.  I for one think she's locked away in Buzz' basement Buffalo Bill style, but that's just me.

I'll never tell.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »
  1. Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  2. The Library
  3. Haley Center Basement
  4. Happy Birthday to...