AWK gets wood...

[Kaos]

They're just kids

We don't criticize kids, DAMMIT!! 

Don't make me whip out my eTruncheon.

[JR4AU]

Ya'll jinxed his ass. 

What did Mario ever do to you but love Auburn football and play his heart out to make you proud?  Yeah, that's right.  You who sat in the stands and snorted smuggled booze, you who weren't fast enough, strong enough, dedicated enough or young enough to make the team... and now you have the audacity to ridicule a kid who left his guts, sweat, blood and tears on the floor of Jordan Hare? 

Shame I say.

Hell, these guys hate on productive guys like OMac!  Guys like Fannin and Thorpe?  Forget it. 

[dallaswareagle]

Ya'll jinxed his ass. 

What did Mario ever do to you but love Auburn football and play his heart out to make you proud?  Yeah, that's right.  You who sat in the stands and snorted smuggled booze, you who weren't fast enough, strong enough, dedicated enough or young enough to make the team... and now you have the audacity to ridicule a kid who left his guts, sweat, blood and tears on the floor of Jordan Hare?  

Shame I say.

He dropped every one them many,many times.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Ya'll jinxed his ass. 

What did Mario ever do to you but love Auburn football and play his heart out to make you proud?  Yeah, that's right.  You who sat in the stands and snorted smuggled booze, you who weren't fast enough, strong enough, dedicated enough or young enough to make the team... and now you have the audacity to ridicule a kid who left his guts, sweat, blood and tears on the floor of Jordan Hare? 

Shame I say.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.  I was definitely young enough at one time to make the team.

[Vandy Vol]

Ya'll jinxed his ass. 

What did Mario ever do to you but love Auburn football and play his heart out to make you proud?  Yeah, that's right.  You who sat in the stands and snorted smuggled booze, you who weren't fast enough, strong enough, dedicated enough or young enough to make the team... and now you have the audacity to ridicule a kid who left his guts, sweat, blood and tears on the floor of Jordan Hare? 

Shame I say.

[wesfau2]

I made him a shirt...I think it's my fault.

I love my Mario Speedwagon shirt.  I'll always be a Mario fan.

[Snaggletiger]

I love my Mario Speedwagon shirt.  I'll always be a Mario fan.

You can tune a piano

[Godfather]

I love my Mario Speedwagon shirt.  I'll always be a Mario fan.

At least I am not the only one that has one...Mario Shirt Buddies?

Side Note: I miss the shirt store...fucking CLC bastards!

[Townhallsavoy]

Ya'll jinxed his ass. 

What did Mario ever do to you but love Auburn football and play his heart out to make you proud?  Yeah, that's right.  You who sat in the stands and snorted smuggled booze, you who weren't fast enough, strong enough, dedicated enough or young enough to make the team... and now you have the audacity to ridicule a kid who left his guts, sweat, blood and tears on the floor of Jordan Hare? 

Shame I say.

I worked his recruitment.  Does that count?

[GH2001]

Ya'll jinxed his ass. 

What did Mario ever do to you but love Auburn football and play his heart out to make you proud?  Yeah, that's right.  You who sat in the stands and snorted smuggled booze, you who weren't fast enough, strong enough, dedicated enough or young enough to make the team... and now you have the audacity to ridicule a kid who left his guts, sweat, blood and tears on the floor of Jordan Hare? 

Shame I say.

A lot like the rhythm Gloria Estefan sang about, eventually the creed is gonna get you. I see it found you friend.