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The Guarantees

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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #60 on: August 07, 2012, 02:05:59 PM »
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this….......and totally redeem yourself!!

G'day
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #61 on: August 07, 2012, 02:07:09 PM »
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Buzz Killington

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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #62 on: August 07, 2012, 02:07:37 PM »
Austrian eh?

Well, throw another shrimp on the barbee
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

GH2001

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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #63 on: August 07, 2012, 02:10:25 PM »
Well, throw another shrimp on the barbee
Let's Not.
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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #64 on: August 07, 2012, 02:11:55 PM »
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this….......and totally redeem yourself!!

When your good at something you stick with it.
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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #65 on: August 07, 2012, 02:19:30 PM »
You know, until about six hours ago I did not know this website existed.  I belong to over a half dozen Auburn sites.  Yes, I launched a new website/blog two weeks ago which has no advertising on it.  It's a satire site and I was urged to do it by quite a few people last year.  I do it for fun.  I joined over here to see who posted something over here and what the site is about when it showed up on google analytics.  What's the first thing I get, a rude welcome.  Thanks for making an Auburn man feel welcome...

Fabulous.  That's just what this board needs  - another sandy vagina...
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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #66 on: August 07, 2012, 02:26:01 PM »
Wasted words. 

His nuts shriveled up and he retreated to AUF to lick his scrotum wounds

My old high school VP used to say "school ain't for everybody".  Neither is The X.
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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #67 on: August 07, 2012, 02:59:03 PM »
My old high school VP used to say "school ain't for everybody".  Neither is The X.
True, manginas should stick to aunationfamgayness.
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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #68 on: August 07, 2012, 02:59:46 PM »
True, manginas should stick to aunationfamgayness.

I chortled. Loudly.
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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #69 on: August 07, 2012, 03:00:52 PM »
True, manginas should stick to aunationfamgayness.
or change names multiple times
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GH2001

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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #70 on: August 07, 2012, 03:02:34 PM »
or change names multiple times

Like, different versions? GH 2.0...I like it.
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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #71 on: August 07, 2012, 03:15:51 PM »
They called me a doo doo head on that other board
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Buzz Killington

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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #72 on: August 07, 2012, 03:46:26 PM »
Prayers lifted
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #73 on: August 07, 2012, 04:12:41 PM »
Prayers lifted

Take it one lovelly day at a time. 
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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #74 on: August 07, 2012, 04:16:53 PM »
Take it one lovelly day at a time.

In your dark pink jersey
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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #75 on: August 07, 2012, 06:20:29 PM »
Burn some leaves and call the NIP, fer crissakes!
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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #76 on: August 07, 2012, 06:32:50 PM »
I think all you fucking cocksuckers need to read the goddamn creed.

If it were up to me, I'd spike all your fucking warn meters and report you to attackwatch.com.
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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #77 on: August 08, 2012, 11:34:18 AM »
Take it one lovelly day at a time.

Well, only time will tell.
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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #78 on: August 08, 2012, 11:35:06 AM »
Well, only time will tell.

I just want to help the team.
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Re: The Guarantees
« Reply #79 on: August 08, 2012, 11:36:43 AM »
I just want to help the team.

If you go out and execute 110%, good things will happen.
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