The Guarantees

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #40 on:** August 07, 2012, 11:12:01 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 10:58:27 AM

Well the next thing you know your daughters knocked up and there is money missing from your wallet. I've seen it before.

She was keen and I have pics of it.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #41 on:** August 07, 2012, 11:22:33 AM »

I guarantee our defense will give up less than 20 points per game this season.

I guarantee Phillip Frutzenschlongenstein will be a 1st round draft pick.

I guarantee our DE's will set up camp in the Climpsum backfield and Mr. Boyd's season will get off to a rocky start.

I guarantee after AU beats Climpsum, Gene Chizik will donkey punch Dabo in the yabos

Godfather · « **Reply #42 on:** August 07, 2012, 11:29:57 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2012, 11:22:33 AM

I guarantee after AU beats Climpsum, Gene Chizik will donkey punch Dabo in the yabos

If this were to happen, I would start a campaign to add his name to the stadium.

Jordan Chizik Hare Stadium!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #43 on:** August 07, 2012, 11:32:44 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 11:29:57 AM

If this were to happen, I would start a campaign to add his name to the stadium.

Jordan Chizik Hare Stadium!

Great game, Coach. BAM!! Take at witcha

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #44 on:** August 07, 2012, 11:33:04 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 11:29:57 AM

If this were to happen, I would start a campaign to add his name to the stadium.

Jordan Chizik Hare Stadium!

I say we cover the sucker and re-name it the Gene Dome.

Godfather · « **Reply #45 on:** August 07, 2012, 11:39:19 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2012, 11:33:04 AM

I say we cover the sucker and re-name it the Gene Dome.

I think we should call it ...your grave!

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #46 on:** August 07, 2012, 12:20:06 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 11:29:57 AM

If this were to happen, I would start a campaign to add his name to the stadium.

Jordan Chizik Hare Stadium!

The Chiz Bowl

Saniflush · « **Reply #47 on:** August 07, 2012, 12:33:59 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 11:39:19 AM

I think we should call it ...your grave!

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #48 on:** August 07, 2012, 12:44:09 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 07, 2012, 12:33:59 PM

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

Ha ha ha, mine is an evil laugh, now die!

GH2001 · « **Reply #49 on:** August 07, 2012, 12:53:56 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 07, 2012, 10:39:30 AM

I finally meet some more of the folks from this board in Auburn and we drink beer.

That lunch meant nothing to you? I'm hurt dwe....hurt. See if I give you anymore super keen comments.

djsimp · « **Reply #50 on:** August 07, 2012, 01:26:38 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 07, 2012, 12:53:56 PM

That lunch meant nothing to you? I'm hurt dwe....hurt. See if I give you anymore super keen comments.

You two get a room.

GH2001 · « **Reply #51 on:** August 07, 2012, 01:47:27 PM »

Quote from: djsimp on August 07, 2012, 01:26:38 PM

You two get a room.

You're just jealous baby maker.

And evidentally we don't have one anymore. This is not keen.

djsimp · « **Reply #52 on:** August 07, 2012, 01:51:39 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 07, 2012, 01:47:27 PM

You're just jealous baby maker.

And evidentally we don't have one anymore. This is not keen.

Love hurts.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #53 on:** August 07, 2012, 01:52:30 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 07, 2012, 12:53:56 PM

That lunch meant nothing to you? I'm hurt dwe....hurt. See if I give you anymore super keen comments.

I said (Some more) and well let me see, how do I say this?

You didn't buy.

We can try again?

GH2001 · « **Reply #54 on:** August 07, 2012, 01:53:38 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 07, 2012, 01:52:30 PM

I said (Some more) and well let me see, how do I say this.

You didn't buy.

Well, it was cold and I was tired.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #55 on:** August 07, 2012, 01:58:37 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 07, 2012, 01:53:38 PM

Well, it was cold and I was tired.

I got ya covered this time, Niffers Sept 14th Late lunch ( I don't get in to Atlanta till 1:15)

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #56 on:** August 07, 2012, 02:00:12 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 07, 2012, 01:52:30 PM

I said (Some more) and well let me see, how do I say this?

You didn't buy.

We can try again?

See, GH - dwe needs fifty dollah to make you hollah - he gets paid to do the Wild Thang...

GH2001 · « **Reply #57 on:** August 07, 2012, 02:00:25 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 07, 2012, 01:58:37 PM

I got ya covered this time, Niffers Sept 14th Late lunch ( I don't get in to Atlanta till 1:15)

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like thisâ€¦.......and totally redeem yourself!!

JR4AU · « **Reply #58 on:** August 07, 2012, 02:03:50 PM »

Quote from: JP on August 06, 2012, 10:43:02 PM

You know, until about six hours ago I did not know this website existed. I belong to over a half dozen Auburn sites. Yes, I launched a new website/blog two weeks ago which has no advertising on it. It's a satire site and I was urged to do it by quite a few people last year. I do it for fun. I joined over here to see who posted something over here and what the site is about when it showed up on google analytics. What's the first thing I get, a rude welcome. Thanks for making an Auburn man feel welcome...

Whining isn't tolerated here.

Kaos · « **Reply #59 on:** August 07, 2012, 02:05:46 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on August 07, 2012, 02:03:50 PM

Whining isn't tolerated here.

Wasted words.

His nuts shriveled up and he retreated to AUF to lick his ~~scrotum~~ wounds