The Guarantees

[Townhallsavoy]

USC will not make it to the national championship game as they slip up midseason and/or lose the Pac 12 championship.

An SEC team will represent in the BCSCG.

Auburn will not win the West.

The Heisman trophy winner will be a quarterback.

Joker Phillips will not be Kentucky's coach on January 1st, 2013.

Georgia will blow their easy path to the SECCG by losing to Florida and South Carolina or Tennessee.

Ohio State will only lose one game, and Urban Meyer will win coach of the year. 

Missouri will challenge for the East. 

Texas A&M will upset a good team in the SEC and make that fanbase loathe the day the Aggies were admitted to the conference thus creating a new but small-time rivalry. 

Add your own. 

[Godfather]

Auburn will not win the West.

We have to work on your Creed skills.

Concede nothing!

$1 to Uncle Sani

[GH2001]

Penn State will have a losing record

UGA will lose to someone they should not lose to

Florida will be better

Arky will be a bridesmaid....AGAIN

Bama will beat Meat Chicken Badly.

[Townhallsavoy]

Florida will be better

I definitely agree with this one.  In fact, I think they could sneak in the SECCG.  They return 15 of their 16 leading tacklers on defense, and they got rid of Weiss. 

[GH2001]

I definitely agree with this one.  In fact, I think they could sneak in the SECCG.  They return 15 of their 16 leading tacklers on defense, and they got rid of Weiss.

And it was also Muschamp's first year.

Even then, with it being his rookie year and with the cluster that was Weiss (and no real QB), they won what 7, 8 ball games? And came close to beating Auburn and Georgia. As you said they return a lot of starters. I can't see them taking a step back. Definite dark horse. They are very similar to us right now. Lot of talent, young and under the radar.

[JR4AU]

Ark. won't win more than 8.

Auburn is currently undefeated, and in the running for the SECW.

[chinook]

at least 1 tigerX'er will get married.

no one make the pilgrimage to the PNW to visit chinook.

chizad will whine once a week about teh saints.

lsu will win the sec.

georgia will win the sec east.

oklahoma will win the national championship.


 

[djsimp]

simp will not have anymore kids this year

simp will not buy Wild Turkey 101 this year
 
simp will make it to two AU homes games this year

simp doesn't give a fuck about any other CFB team but Auburn this year

[AUChizad]

chinook nor djsimp will properly capitalize.

[Pell City Tiger]

Auburn finishes the season with 10 wins and ranked in the Top 15.

UAB will go to a bowl game.

Navy beats Notre Dame in Dublin.

Mack Brown retires at the end of this season. The Longhorns once again finish middle of the pack in the Big 8 (or whatever in the hell they call themselves these days).

Jimbo Fisher starts to feel a little heat in Tallahassee.

The national championship game will not have an SEC team in it.

[Kaos]

Prowler will capitalize randomly.

A new Auburn blog will appear, purporting to be the voice of the regular fan.  Ya here me?

Kaos will find a reason to be unhappy, and a reason to get over it.

Nick Saban won't grow any more, but photos will be slanted to show him gaining height.

[bottomfeeder]

I kind of like Jeffery's take on things.

Spurrier's staring at dat azz.



http://www.jppredicts.com/2012/07/30/preseason-preview-vanderbilt-south-carolina-and-ole-miss/

http://www.jppredicts.com/2012/08/06/preseason-preview-mississippi-state-texas-am-and-kentucky/

"Addition by subtraction. Garcia”less” Gamecocks promise to be better, smoke less pot."

[JP]

I kind of like Jeffery's take on things.

Spurrier's staring at dat azz.



http://www.jppredicts.com/2012/07/30/preseason-preview-vanderbilt-south-carolina-and-ole-miss/

http://www.jppredicts.com/2012/08/06/preseason-preview-mississippi-state-texas-am-and-kentucky/

"Addition by subtraction. Garcia”less” Gameroosters promise to be better, smoke less pot."

Someone rang?

I guarantee that I tick off half the SEC with the rest of my predictions this year. 

I guarantee that Lane Kiffen finds a way to screw up USC's path to the National Championship Game

[djsimp]

Someone rang?

Yes, that was Jumbo. Your dog has been requested.

[djsimp]

chinook nor djsimp will properly capitalize.

Incorrect. simp is not capitalize but ....... Mr. simp is.

[Kaos]

Someone rang?

I guarantee that I tick off half the SEC with the rest of my predictions this year. 

I guarantee that Lane Kiffen finds a way to screw up USC's path to the National Championship Game

I got a prediction. 

You can go fuck yourself, you blog pimping turd burglar.   You want to push your fucking blog, buy an ad.  Otherwise?  Shove it up your ass. 

[Pell City Tiger]

I got a prediction. 

You can go fuck yourself, you blog pimping turd burglar.   You want to push your fucking blog, buy an ad.  Otherwise?  Shove it up your ass.

I guarantee this left a knot.

[bottomfeeder]

I'm not pushing a blog, I just thought you guys would get a kick out of it. He's not a turd.

[Kaos]

I'm not pushing a blog, I just thought you guys would get a kick out of it. He's not a turd.

Not you. It. 

"You rang?" 

Nope.  There was no ringing.  And he's an AUFam homo. 

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I got a prediction. 

You can go fudge yourself, you blog pimping turd burglar.   You want to push your fudgeing blog, buy an ad.  Otherwise?  Shove it up your ass.

Prowler will capitalize randomly.

A new Auburn blog will appear, purporting to be the voice of the regular fan.  Ya here me?  This, coupled with the Never to Yield link in his signature, is called irony

Kaos will find a reason to be unhappy, and a reason to get over it.   This one is already half true

Nick Saban won't grow any more, but photos will be slanted to show him gaining height.  Lead pipe lock