The Guarantees

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #20 on:** August 06, 2012, 10:34:09 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 06, 2012, 10:29:05 PM

Not you. It.

"You rang?"

Nope. There was no ringing. And he's an AUFam homo.

He's also a personal family member.

JP · « **Reply #21 on:** August 06, 2012, 10:43:02 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 06, 2012, 10:29:05 PM

Not you. It.

"You rang?"

Nope. There was no ringing. And he's an AUFam homo.

You know, until about six hours ago I did not know this website existed. I belong to over a half dozen Auburn sites. Yes, I launched a new website/blog two weeks ago which has no advertising on it. It's a satire site and I was urged to do it by quite a few people last year. I do it for fun. I joined over here to see who posted something over here and what the site is about when it showed up on google analytics. What's the first thing I get, a rude welcome. Thanks for making an Auburn man feel welcome...

Kaos · « **Reply #22 on:** August 06, 2012, 10:48:57 PM »

Quote from: JP on August 06, 2012, 10:43:02 PM

You know, until about six hours ago I did not know this website existed. I belong to over a half dozen Auburn sites. Yes, I launched a new website/blog two weeks ago which has no advertising on it. It's a satire site and I was urged to do it by quite a few people last year. I do it for fun. I joined over here to see who posted something over here and what the site is about when it showed up on google analytics. What's the first thing I get, a rude welcome. Thanks for making an Auburn man feel welcome...

Survive the welcome, you can stay.

Puss out like the above? I can't help you.

Kaos · « **Reply #23 on:** August 06, 2012, 10:50:07 PM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 06, 2012, 10:32:54 PM

orange quotes

You know nothing of dinosaurs or McDonald's thank yous my friend.

chinook · « **Reply #24 on:** August 06, 2012, 11:16:23 PM »

Quote from: JP on August 06, 2012, 10:43:02 PM

You know, until about six hours ago I did not know this website existed. I belong to over a half dozen Auburn sites. Yes, I launched a new website/blog two weeks ago which has no advertising on it. It's a satire site and I was urged to do it by quite a few people last year. I do it for fun. I joined over here to see who posted something over here and what the site is about when it showed up on google analytics. What's the first thing I get, a rude welcome. Thanks for making an Auburn man feel welcome...

There are only two Auburn websites...the X and NTYF.

Rude? The way I look at it...you only got a finger in the dog's asshole...wait until Jumbo greets your dog, personally.

Post often. Prayers sent.

By the way Chizad...

AUJarhead · « **Reply #25 on:** August 07, 2012, 07:38:53 AM »

Mizzou will beat UGA.

UGA still wins the East.

Auburn will beat either LSU, Bama, or Arkansas, and finish 3rd in the West.

LSU over UGA in the SECCG.

The Six · « **Reply #26 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:16:01 AM »

I will watch 10 (maybe 11) Stephen King film adaptations. I will spend copious hours reviewing these, a few hours editing them, and they will be released to the public.

I will watch some high school football in person which I haven't done as a spectator since 2002.

I will keep running, increase my miles, and run my first half marathon in October.

I will go to work and find ways to check this site daily.

I will resist the urge to listen to Finebaum.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #27 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:34:44 AM »

Auburn goes undefeated this year and wins not only the west, but another BCS bowl game as well.

Spurrier retires are three crushing defeats within his division.

UGA seeks a new head coach.

Lesss Miless is busted before the opening season with a quarter pound of marijuana he secured from one recruit for another recruit.

Nick Saban has a nervous breakdown after the2012 Iron Bowl game.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #28 on:** August 07, 2012, 09:37:38 AM »

Florida will win the SEC East.

Notre Dame will lose 4 games and still find their way into a BCS Bowl.

Stanford will win the PAC-1012.

Auburn will beat Alabama in Tuscaloosa.

The bird will not make a repeat appearance at this year's golf outing.

Godfather · « **Reply #29 on:** August 07, 2012, 09:41:40 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2012, 09:37:38 AM

The bird will not make a repeat appearance at this year's golf outing.

He would if I was there....

GH2001 · « **Reply #30 on:** August 07, 2012, 10:03:05 AM »

Quote from: JP on August 06, 2012, 10:43:02 PM

You know, until about six hours ago I did not know this website existed. I belong to over a half dozen Auburn sites. Yes, I launched a new website/blog two weeks ago which has no advertising on it. It's a satire site and I was urged to do it by quite a few people last year. I do it for fun. I joined over here to see who posted something over here and what the site is about when it showed up on google analytics. What's the first thing I get, a rude welcome. Thanks for making an Auburn man feel welcome...

Consider it a test bro.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #31 on:** August 07, 2012, 10:05:50 AM »

Grow a set and post. It only gets worse.

Saw Tray Matthews at Toomers Corner with Trooper Saturday. I guarantee that mofo has two ripped tree trunks hanging from his shoulders. Bigger than all our linebackers.

Godfather · « **Reply #32 on:** August 07, 2012, 10:27:49 AM »

I guarantee....

The X is still the best forum around.
We will have more movie quotes then actual posts.
Snaggle will still not have his balls.
Sani will drink a cushion (or 25) of whiskey, Wes will help him at some point.
The Bird will return from the dead.
Someone will be violated at the golf outing.
The Auburn Tigers will win games they are the underdogs in.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #33 on:** August 07, 2012, 10:31:41 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 10:27:49 AM

I guarantee....

The X is still the best forum around.
We will have more movie quotes then actual posts.
Snaggle will still not have his balls.
Sani will drink a cushion (or 25) of whiskey, Wes will help him at some point.
The Bird will return from the dead.
Someone will be violated at the golf outing.
The Auburn Tigers will win games they are the underdogs in.

You're full of it. No way there will be more movie quotes than posts.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #34 on:** August 07, 2012, 10:39:30 AM »

I make my two games (with wife) this year (ULM-Txam) I sneak out for one on my own.

I finally meet some more of the folks from this board in Auburn and we drink beer.

KF is the starting Quarterback.

The defense has learned how to tackle and we really learn how bad roof was.

Godfather · « **Reply #35 on:** August 07, 2012, 10:49:18 AM »

I forgot one...

At some point during the year dallaswareagle, will post pictures of something that he owns...and it will be keen.

Godfather · « **Reply #36 on:** August 07, 2012, 10:51:34 AM »

shit...one more.

During the textathon delivered by Godfather, during Tigers games, the phrase fuck fuck fuckity fuck will be texted... possibly numerous times*.

*especially if Moseley is in at QB

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #37 on:** August 07, 2012, 10:51:35 AM »

Why are we so worried about guarantees anyway?
Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #38 on:** August 07, 2012, 10:55:05 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2012, 10:51:35 AM

Why are we so worried about guarantees anyway?
Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?

"Build model airplanes!" says the fairy, but I'm not buying it.

Godfather · « **Reply #39 on:** August 07, 2012, 10:58:27 AM »

Well the next thing you know your daughters knocked up and there is money missing from your wallet. I've seen it before.