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« on: August 05, 2012, 04:48:17 PM »
'05 F250 Lariat Diesel.  Crew Cab Short Bed. 77k miles.  Asking $19k negotiable.


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2005 Ford F250 Lariat Crew Cab Short Bed 2WD 6.0 Turbo Diesel. 77000 miles. Maroon and Tan outside, tan leather interior. Power heated seats, power windows, power locks, power rear glass, factory 6 disc CD changer, low profile tool box, Husky liner full coverage floor mats in front and rear, tires are approximately 1 yr old Nitto Terra Grapplers. Never "chipped" or "tuned". Never wrecked. Has minor scratch on passenger side quarter panel (just in paint, not down to metal). Located in New Market, AL northeast of Huntsville.

http://huntsville.craigslist.org/cto/3178790872.html







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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2012, 10:45:32 PM »
If Sani says he's interested, don't fall for it.  He's only trying to shit in the bed.
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2012, 07:04:38 AM »
It does look pretty keen.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2012, 09:04:17 AM »
Getting a new Chevy Volt, huh?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2012, 09:48:10 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 06, 2012, 09:04:17 AM
Getting a new Chevy Volt, huh?

My wife called it redneck midlife crisis.  Looking for a Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon.

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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2012, 10:12:20 AM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 06, 2012, 09:48:10 AM
My wife called it redneck midlife crisis.  Looking for a Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon.


They are nice.  Rode in one a couple of months ago.  Only problem is they still ride like a jeep. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2012, 10:20:15 AM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 06, 2012, 09:48:10 AM
My wife called it redneck midlife crisis.  Looking for a Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon.

You're gonna miss the purr.


Besides, nobody gets out of the way of a Jeep!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2012, 12:07:59 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 06, 2012, 10:20:15 AM
You're gonna miss the purr.


Besides, nobody gets out of the way of a Jeep!

I know.  I'm gonna miss rolling up beside Smart cars and blowing smoke in their driver's side window.  I was really tempted by a mil spec K5 blazer the other day with the 6.2L Detroit Diesel.
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2012, 02:18:22 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 06, 2012, 10:20:15 AM
You're gonna miss the purr.


Besides, nobody gets out of the way of a Jeep!

Unless you haul 11,000 + lbs on a regular basis, a diesel just isn't really necessary. Most guys buy them now to make up for small penis.


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2005 Ford F250 Lariat Crew Cab Short Bed 2WD 6.0 Turbo Diesel. 77000 miles

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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2012, 02:21:40 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 06, 2012, 02:18:22 PM
Unless you haul 11,000 + lbs on a regular basis, a diesel just isn't really necessary. Most guys buy them now to make up for small penis.

I am happy with my small penis. I do not need a big truck to verify that!

But your statement is absolutely incorrect. A lot of diesels burn cleaner and get just as good of mileage as a half ton pickup.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2012, 02:22:58 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 06, 2012, 12:07:59 PM
I know.  I'm gonna miss rolling up beside Smart cars and blowing smoke in their driver's side window.  I was really tempted by a mil spec K5 blazer the other day with the 6.2L Detroit Diesel.

My uncle had one of those back in the 80s. Awesome vehicle. Had a 4 in lift and large tires. Did not go fast, but was an awesome cruiser and excellent puller.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2012, 02:26:42 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 06, 2012, 02:21:40 PM
I am happy with my small penis. I do not need a big truck to verify that!

But your statement is absolutely incorrect. A lot of diesels burn cleaner and get just as good of mileage as a half ton pickup.
As long as you are cool with your wee dong!

The one I had didn't. It got maybe 1 MPG more than my F150. But the Diesel Fuel was about 60 cent more per gallon. Trade off fail. Don't get me wrong, I liked it but everything I was using it for I have been able to do with my F150. Most people hardly ever haul enough weight to warrant getting one, which is really a diesel's main functional advantage.
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2012, 02:31:23 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 06, 2012, 02:21:40 PM
I am happy with my small penis. I do not need a big truck to verify that!

But your statement is absolutely incorrect. A lot of diesels burn cleaner and get just as good of mileage as a half ton pickup.

plus 300,000 miles is just getting the motor broken in.
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2012, 02:32:28 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 06, 2012, 02:31:23 PM
plus 300,000 miles is just getting the motor broken in.

True, if only people kept cars that long anymore.
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2012, 05:25:59 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 06, 2012, 02:32:28 PM
True, if only people kept cars that long anymore.

Hey!  Debbie Downer! I'm trying to move some merchandise here!  Why don't you go tell someone who's selling tickets that it's going to rain that day!
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2012, 03:00:03 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 06, 2012, 05:25:59 PM
Hey!  Debbie Downer! I'm trying to move some merchandise here!  Why don't you go tell someone who's selling tickets that it's going to rain that day!

I giggled.

This truck is S-E-X-Y. I Can't imagine why you're getting rid of it. But good luck!
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2012, 03:05:03 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 06, 2012, 05:25:59 PM
Hey!  Debbie Downer! I'm trying to move some merchandise here!  Why don't you go tell someone who's selling tickets that it's going to rain that day!

Says the resident "if you aint got a got-damned diesel you aints a man!" member  :poke:
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« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2012, 03:37:07 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on August 07, 2012, 03:00:03 PM
I giggled.

This truck is S-E-X-Y. I Can't imagine why you're getting rid of it. But good luck!

Do you know how much landscaping and drywall you could haul in that thing?  It was just made for you!
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« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2012, 04:39:40 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 07, 2012, 03:37:07 PM
Do you know how much landscaping and drywall you could haul in that thing?  It was just made for you!

Tsk tsk. You must have me confused with the other girl.

I don't landscape or drywall. AND I'm much younger. ;)
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« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2012, 05:05:47 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on August 07, 2012, 04:39:40 PM
Tsk tsk. You must have me confused with the other girl.

I don't landscape or drywall. AND I'm much younger. ;)

When is your birthday?
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