One of you slackers needs to send me some gameday updates via text message starting with whoever we play after Arky.
Sadly the football texts had to come to an end. I blame Steve Jobs
I gotta play some Tubby ball if I want to eek out a win over nookie. Up 35 points, and he's got 2 good'uns playing tonight.
frick.do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty fumbling the ball at the goal line is in this state?
Widowmakers Beats nookie, Rises to Second Place Widowmakers (3-2-1) 166 nookie (3-3) 124Widowmakers notched the second-highest point total this week and got past nookie 166 - 124. While nookie (3-3) is only a half-game back of Widowmakers (3-2-1), they're quite a bit farther behind in points, 859 - 757. With this loss, nookie scored 92.0% of their projected points, and has now failed to meet projections for three weeks running. On top of the loss, nookie got zero points from Scott Chandler.Widowmakers Smooth Moves Robert Griffin III had 35 points, the second-highest QB score of the week and the second-highest QB score in the league this season. Ray Rice had 22 points, the second-highest RB score of the week and the ninth-highest RB score in the league this season. The 19 points scored by Jeremy Maclin was the fifth-highest score by a WR in the league this week. Larry Fitzgerald ranked ninth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 15 points. Darren McFadden scored 13 points, which ranked sixth out of all the RBs in the league this week.nookie Regret Tracker Left C.J. Spiller on the bench, where he scored 16 points and surpassed his scoring projection by 100.0%, the highest percentage of any player on the team. Jermichael Finley scored 1 point against a projected 6.72 and has now underachieved in three straight games. With 1 point, Andre Roberts had his lowest output of the season and tallied just 22.4% of his 4.46 projected points, his lowest percentage of the year. Of the 12 starters on nookie, 7 underperformed versus their projections. Scott Chandler failed to score this week with 0 points against a projected 4.80.What If Widowmakers would be 4-2 if they played nookie every week. Besides nookie, Widowmakers would have defeated five other teams this week. If they played the same schedule as nookie, Widowmakers would be 4-1. If Widowmakers had played every team in the league each week, they would be 29-12-1. nookie would have lost to three other teams besides Widowmakers this week. Widowmakers would have lost to nookie 127 - 99 had they played each other last week. nookie would be 1-4 if they played the same schedule as Widowmakers. If they played every team every week, nookie would be 20-22.Game Notes nookie underachieved for the fourth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row, scoring 124 points against a projected 134.85 this week. This is the biggest margin of defeat of the season for nookie. Although nookie lost, they did put up the seventh-highest score for a losing team in the league this season. The 19 total points by the RBs on nookie was their smallest RB output this season. The WRs on Widowmakers collectively had their best week of the season with 49 points. Despite being on the winning team, Andre Johnson scored 7 points against a projected 9.80 and has now underachieved in three straight games. With 166 points, Widowmakers scored the second-most points in the league this week. With a margin of victory of 42 points, Widowmakers had the second-highest margin in the league this week.
Suh Girls One Cup recorded the second-highest score of the season, taking down Blue Balls 174 - 136. Suh Girls One Cup has become a very tough matchup after winning their last five, while Blue Balls is headed in a different direction, having lost their last three. Aaron Rodgers, with 38 points, racked up the third-highest score on the season. Suh Girls One Cup started one player with zero points while Blue Balls also served up one goose egg, meaning each team left something on the table. Suh Girls One Cup (5-1, 838 points) remains in first place and Blue Balls (2-4, 735 points) stays down in seventh place.Suh Girls One Cup Smooth Moves The 20 points scored by Antonio Gates was the highest TE score in the league this week. Shonn Greene ranked third in the league in scoring and had the highest output of any player on Suh Girls One Cup this season with 34 points. Vincent Jackson had the sixth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 18 points. Percy Harvin scored 17 points, the seventh-highest WR score in the league this week. The 15 points scored by James Jones was the ninth-highest score by a WR in the league this week.Blue Balls Regret Tracker Ahmad Bradshaw, who was left on the bench, exceeded his 9.80-point projection with 17 points. With 1 point against a projected 5.84, Ben Tate was last on the team in scoring and has now scored below his projection in four straight games. The RBs for Blue Balls got outscored 39 - 6 by the RBs for Suh Girls One Cup. The 5 points scored by Alex Smith was a season-low for both scoring and for his performance against projections. He reached only 32.6% of his 15.34 projected points this week. Marshawn Lynch had two season-lows this week. He scored a season-low 5 points and got only 43.0% of his projected point total, his lowest percentage of the season.What If Suh Girls One Cup would be 5-1 if they played Blue Balls every week. Suh Girls One Cup would have beaten every other team in the league this week. Suh Girls One Cup would be 2-3 if they played the same schedule as Blue Balls. If Suh Girls One Cup had played every team in the league each week, they would be 26-16. In addition to Suh Girls One Cup, Blue Balls would have lost to just two other teams this week. Had they played each other last week, Suh Girls One Cup would have lost to Blue Balls 153 - 130. If they played the same schedule as Suh Girls One Cup, Blue Balls would be 1-4. Blue Balls would be 16-26 if they played every team every week.Game Notes Luck has not been with Blue Balls, as three of their four losses have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average. Suh Girls One Cup scored 174 points, the highest in the league this week and second-highest in the league this season. Blue Balls had their largest margin of defeat this season. With the win, Suh Girls One Cup has a five-game win streak, currently the longest in the league. In the loss, Aaron Rodgers led the league in scoring and had the highest QB score in the league this season with 38 points. It was a tough loss for Blue Balls, which put up the fourth-biggest score for a losing team in the league this season. The 38-point win by Suh Girls One Cup beat the 8.29-point spread. With a combined 18 points from their TEs, Blue Balls got their highest combined scoring output from the TE position this season.
Fuck me..I have fallen hard of late.
and you go down yet again!!... Everyone falls victim to the Sexy Children.#1 in your hearts and in the clubhouse!Weskie how was Schaub doing on your bench?
Weskie how was Schaub doing on your bench?
Insult to injury: Jumbo had Johnson.
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