The dream I had

[Kaos]

Was in a stadium full of Bama fans.  Seated behind me were four soccer players who didn't understand the game of football.  We talked during the game about soccer and how they were a touring team from Europe and about how soccer was different from football.

I was wearing a blue blazer and an orange and blue tie over a white dress shirt.

The Tahd was playing some non-descript team and simply could not consistently contain the run.  Trailing late, the mighty Tahd could not get a third down stop and lost. 

I stood and cheered loudly, the only person in the stands to do so.  Then the soccer guys got up and cheered too.

The soccer players were confused by the anger and boos raining down.

As we were leaving the stadium surrounded by angry screaming red-faced Bammers, one of the soccer guys said "we don't know much about football, but when these guys win a title, Auburn goes undefeated the next year.  Maybe that's why they are so mad." 

And then I was using a flame thrower to burn my way through the crowd.  Woke up with a cramp in my calf. 

What does it mean?  I probably don't need to eat oreos before I go to bed, I dunno.

[The Prowler]

It means even in the dream world you've been to more bammer games at BD than rws.

[Saniflush]

It means even in the dream world you've been to more bammer games at BD than rws.

BOOM!

[Buzz Killington]

And then I was using a flame thrower to burn my way through the crowd.  Woke up with a cramp in my calf. 

Did you eat Taco Bell last night?

[Kaos]

Did you eat Taco Bell last night?

I had a Rotolo's Spinach pizza. 

Never Taco Hell. 

[Godfather]

In my dream last night I was standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.

[Saniflush]

My dream last night was I was standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.

Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?

[Godfather]

Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?

and I was going to make you King of the Winter Carnival

[dallaswareagle]

 

And then I was using a flame thrower to burn my way through the crowd.  Woke up with a cramp in my calf. 

Should have been a tornado-There use to those.

[Saniflush]

and I was going to make you King of the Winter Carnival

Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now, take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing!

[Snaggletiger]

Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex.
 

[JR4AU]

Was in a stadium full of Bama fans.  Seated behind me were four soccer players who didn't understand the game of football.  We talked during the game about soccer and how they were a touring team from Europe and about how soccer was different from football.

I was wearing a blue blazer and an orange and blue tie over a white dress shirt.

The Tahd was playing some non-descript team and simply could not consistently contain the run.  Trailing late, the mighty Tahd could not get a third down stop and lost. 

I stood and cheered loudly, the only person in the stands to do so.  Then the soccer guys got up and cheered too.

The soccer players were confused by the anger and boos raining down.

As we were leaving the stadium surrounded by angry screaming red-faced Bammers, one of the soccer guys said "we don't know much about football, but when these guys win a title, Auburn goes undefeated the next year.  Maybe that's why they are so mad." 

And then I was using a flame thrower to burn my way through the crowd.  Woke up with a cramp in my calf. 

What does it mean?  I probably don't need to eat oreos before I go to bed, I dunno.

In your dream, did they try to put tomato on your stadium burger?

[Saniflush]

Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex.

This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.

[GH2001]

Was in a stadium full of Bama fans.  Seated behind me were four soccer players who didn't understand the game of football.  We talked during the game about soccer and how they were a touring team from Europe and about how soccer was different from football.

I was wearing a blue blazer and an orange and blue tie over a white dress shirt.

The Tahd was playing some non-descript team and simply could not consistently contain the run.  Trailing late, the mighty Tahd could not get a third down stop and lost. 

I stood and cheered loudly, the only person in the stands to do so.  Then the soccer guys got up and cheered too.

The soccer players were confused by the anger and boos raining down.

As we were leaving the stadium surrounded by angry screaming red-faced Bammers, one of the soccer guys said "we don't know much about football, but when these guys win a title, Auburn goes undefeated the next year.  Maybe that's why they are so mad." 

And then I was using a flame thrower to burn my way through the crowd.  Woke up with a cramp in my calf. 

What does it mean?  I probably don't need to eat oreos before I go to bed, I dunno.

That's no dream my friend. That's a night terror.

THIS is a dream....

[AUChizad]

That's no dream my friend. That's a night terror.

THIS is a dream....

Teenaged, even.

[Snaggletiger]

She'll let you put your hands on her in her skin tight jeans

[Pell City Tiger]

Teenaged, even.

She'll let you put your hands on her in her skin tight jeans

Why don't you boys just take a seat right over there, please.

[The Prowler]

That's no dream my friend. That's a night terror.

THIS is a dream....

You dream of Progressive Insurance? I'll be watching you.

[Tiger Wench]

I actually had a dream this week that I was invited to the SEC Coaches meeting.  I was sitting on a couch next to the Ole Ball Coach and he was telling awesome stories. Chizik, James Franklin, Muschamp, Spurrier, Miles, and random guy I am assuming was Hugh Freeze were there. No Satan - like I said, dream, not nightmare. 

Anyway, they all stood up and were going to take a picture of the group and me...

And then Brian Van Gorder walked in and I immediately walked away from the group of head coaches and had my pic made with him. 

And then I woke up.  Frustrated. 

I think that is telling me that Van Gorder is gonna be the fucking rock star of the SEC this year. 

 , baby.

[Godfather]

I actually had a dream this week that I was invited to the SEC Coaches meeting.  I was sitting on a couch next to the Ole Ball Coach and he was telling awesome stories. Chizik, James Franklin, Muschamp, Spurrier, Miles, and random guy I am assuming was Hugh Freeze were there. No Satan - like I said, dream, not nightmare. 

Anyway, they all stood up and were going to take a picture of the group and me...

And then Brian Van Gorder walked in and I immediately walked away from the group of head coaches and had my pic made with him. 

And then I woke up.  Frustrated. 

I think that is telling me that Van Gorder is gonna be the fucking rock star of the SEC this year. 

 , baby.

You rub one out?