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Zeke Parked
« on: August 01, 2012, 10:16:48 AM »
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AUBURN - Freshman quarterback Zeke Pike is not expected to be part of the Auburn football team that opens preseason practice on Wednesday afternoon, but knowledgeable sources say the possibility remains that he could rejoin the team, perhaps after the 2012 season.

http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Tigerbyte-831-Latest-on-freshman-QB-Zeke-Pike-83073
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Re: Zeke Parked
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2012, 10:18:47 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2012, 10:21:09 AM »
He's never going to play a down at Auburn. This just banked it for me.

Arkansas State, perhaps?
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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2012, 10:34:23 AM »
I think we all hoped for the best, but expected the worst from Zeke.  Even if he does play at Auburn in the future, he's got the Stephen Garcia like potential to implode at any moment.
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2012, 10:36:30 AM »
I think we all hoped for the best, but expected the worst from Zeke.  Even if he does play at Auburn in the future, he's got the Stephen Garcia like potential to implode at any moment.


Maybe he goes to PSU. 
I hear they have a DC that he really likes.
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2012, 10:42:37 AM »
Just very odd. I wonder if there is more to the story than just a PI arrest. We've seen guys get arrested and spend 6 games out. But to miss a whole season for PI?
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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2012, 10:48:12 AM »
I think we all hoped for the best, but expected the worst from Zeke.  Even if he does play at Auburn in the future, he's got the Stephen Garcia like potential to implode at any moment.

Maybe why we offered Jonathan Wallace at last min and are also signing Johnson and perhaps recruiting another? I think the coaches may have seen this coming. If he is this much trouble, I prefer him to stay gone. For good. That behavoir will spread like a cancer through a lockerroom if you let it stay around. Ask Mark Richt.
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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2012, 10:48:55 AM »

Maybe he goes to PSU. 
I hear they have a DC that he really likes.

Unrelated, I love your avatar. Can you make it bigger?
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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2012, 10:50:41 AM »
Unrelated, I love your avatar. Can you make it bigger?


That's what the avatar does.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2012, 10:54:33 AM »

That's what the avatar does.

Making it bigger will make it bigger!  :tongue:
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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2012, 11:07:06 AM »
Just very odd. I wonder if there is more to the story than just a PI arrest. We've seen guys get arrested and spend 6 games out. But to miss a whole season for PI?

May have more to do with his attitude about the arrest.  Maybe he's shown he's not the type to take responsibility for his actions, or maybe he gave the cop a hard time.  Or, maybe it's like someone else said...maybe he was on a short leash to begin with. 
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Re: Zeke Parked
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2012, 11:12:48 AM »
Maybe I didn't love you, quite as often as I should have
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« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2012, 11:13:51 AM »
Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time
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« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2012, 01:03:11 PM »
He's never going to play a down at Auburn. This just banked it for me.


Yep.


Will we ever find a QB?
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« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2012, 01:07:25 PM »
Yep.


Will we ever find a QB?

Kyle Fraysher will light it up this year and enter next season as the preseason 1st team All SEC signal caller.  Scott Leftler guarantees it.
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« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2012, 01:08:42 PM »
Kyle Fraysher will light it up this year and enter next season as the preseason 1st team All SEC signal caller.  Scott Leftler guarantees it.
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« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2012, 01:18:17 PM »
Your keyboard to Gods monitor.

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« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2012, 01:55:25 PM »
Yep.


Will we ever find a QB?

Daniel Cobb says fuck you!
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« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2012, 01:57:14 PM »
Daniel Cobb says fuck you!

Buzz is right. We've had some great ones. Jeff Klein, Daniel Cobb, Gabe Gross, Ben Leard. I could keep going with the list of legends.....
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« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2012, 02:01:53 PM »
Buzz is right. We've had some great ones. Jeff Klein, Daniel Cobb, Gabe Gross, Ben Leard. I could keep going with the list of legends.....

This guy knows.
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