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Re: Olympics
« Reply #40 on: August 05, 2012, 07:13:03 PM »


Pic is probably 4 years old, but I thought it was humorous.
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Re: Olympics
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2012, 10:55:37 AM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 05, 2012, 07:13:03 PM


Pic is probably 4 years old, but I thought it was humorous.

When did you first notice the problem?
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Re: Olympics
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2012, 12:10:02 PM »
In the backyard, with my uncle.
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Re: Olympics
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2012, 05:36:30 PM »
In the backyard... with your uncle?
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Re: Olympics
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2012, 05:38:11 PM »
Yes, when he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while.
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Re: Olympics
« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2012, 05:38:34 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on July 31, 2012, 09:19:29 AM
But Adult Men's Softball....that's where it's at.

Not sure what the point of this is.
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Re: Olympics
« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2012, 08:55:29 PM »
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Re: Olympics
« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2012, 08:54:00 AM »
China is kicking our ass with all of their badminton and table tennis (gnip gnop) gold medals!!!!
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Re: Olympics
« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2012, 09:05:19 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 08, 2012, 08:54:00 AM
China is kicking our ass with all of their badminton and table tennis (gnip gnop) gold medals!!!!

And diving. 

Those fuckers are insane at diving. 
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Re: Olympics
« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2012, 09:27:55 AM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on August 08, 2012, 09:05:19 AM
And diving. 

Those fuckers are insane at diving.

In our defense, most public pools removed their diving boards due to litigation. I don't think China has that problem.

And they have a larger pool (pun intended) of candidates to choose from. 
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Olympics
« Reply #50 on: August 08, 2012, 10:19:05 AM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on August 08, 2012, 09:05:19 AM
And diving. 

Those fuckers are insane at diving.

Being 4'10 and 67lbs with a 17 inch waist helps.
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Re: Olympics
« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2012, 10:31:32 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 08, 2012, 10:19:05 AM
Being 4'10 and 67lbs with a 17 inch waist helps.
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Re: Olympics
« Reply #52 on: August 08, 2012, 09:53:41 PM »
I unfortunately was forced to watch about 20 minutes of this trash just now. 

Beach volleyball?  Are you fucking kidding me? 

The running around for a victory lap, the leaping into the stands, the spastic dancing, the entire scene was completely and utterly unseemly.  it was absolutely ridiculous. 

Beach volleyball is something people do when they're completely bored on vacation.  It's not a sport. 

My utter loathing for all things Olympic is reinforced. 
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« Reply #53 on: August 09, 2012, 12:28:33 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 08, 2012, 09:27:55 AM
In our defense, most public pools removed their diving boards due to litigation. I don't think China has that problem.

And they have a larger pool (pun intended) of candidates to choose from.

olympic divers don't come from public pools.  brown divers do.
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Re: Olympics
« Reply #54 on: August 09, 2012, 12:30:23 PM »
Quote from: chinook on August 09, 2012, 12:28:33 PM
olympic divers don't come from public pools.  brown divers do.

That's because all of the diving boards have been removed.
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Olympics
« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2012, 12:32:08 PM »
Saw this quote i an article today and had ask, WTH is this?

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China is the favorite to win a pair of golds in diving, thanks to superstars Chen Ruolin and Bo Qiu, while it could potentially occupy all of the podium places in one of its strongest events, the women's 20km walk


So walking 20K is an Olympic sport? Scooters are really cheap nowadays, why walk?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Olympics
« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2012, 12:41:29 PM »
It's power walking, son.



And the Chinese have learned to be excellent walkers.  Have you seen their traffic jams?

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Re: Olympics
« Reply #57 on: August 09, 2012, 04:29:03 PM »
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Re: Olympics
« Reply #58 on: August 09, 2012, 04:43:55 PM »
That's how you go brown diving!
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Re: Olympics
« Reply #59 on: August 09, 2012, 05:11:03 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 09, 2012, 04:43:55 PM
That's how you go brown diving!
Correction....That's how you get pink eye.
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