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Every Rose has it's thorn.

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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2012, 01:37:54 PM »
So my girlfriend says to me, "Diiiiiice, don't come in my mouth!"

And I'm like, "Honey, I don't want to mess up your hair.  We're in a nice restaurant!"

OH!


Older = not my best work, but apropos
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2012, 01:43:46 PM »
Oh yeah...the jerk store called.

It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2012, 02:00:29 PM »

Older = not my best work, but apropos

I knew you wouldn't disappoint.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.