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Every Rose has it's thorn.

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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2012, 03:57:35 PM »
That's true for most normal peepuls like you and me.  He's got all the millions he needs to "Maintain" that hot piece of ass.  And if it's not enough, he's got more millions to move on to another smokin' hot b-b-b-b-b-b-babe.

One of us is not normal.
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2012, 04:01:48 PM »
One of us is not normal.


I've got my eye on you, Mister
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2012, 04:30:17 PM »
Hot? Yes

But I bet she takes a lot of maintenance and sometime no piece of it is worth what they want for it.

Yeah, but he's Eddie Fucking Murphy. He can handle anything. 

To Eddie Murphy  :bar:
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« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2012, 10:18:00 PM »
Hot? Yes

But I bet she takes a lot of maintenance and sometime no piece of it is worth what they want for it.

True, but sometimes it's worth a try.
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2012, 09:21:29 AM »
Hot? Yes

But I bet she takes a lot of maintenance and sometime no piece of it is worth what they want for it.

Who said anything about maintenance? Fuck n go baby, fuck n go.
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2012, 10:01:08 AM »
Who said anything about maintenance? Fuck n go baby, fuck n go.

Oh no doubt-I would give her the best .82 seconds of her life. (.30 of that is foreplay)
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2012, 10:07:59 AM »
Oh no doubt-I would give her the best .82 seconds of her life. (.30 of that is foreplay)

That would include clean up time for me.
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« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2012, 12:02:31 PM »
That would include clean up time for me.
What the fuck do you have to clean up?


Like the dishes?


You are doing something wrong.
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2012, 12:12:28 PM »
What the fuck do you have to clean up?


Like the dishes?


You are doing something wrong.



Not all of it goes where it is suppose too.
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2012, 12:15:45 PM »


Not all of it goes where it is suppose too.

I'd say that about answers that question
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« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2012, 12:28:29 PM »
I'd say that about answers that question
Uhh again what is there for YOU to cleanup?


I guess I forgot who I was talking to, your wife has the balls so you do probably need to wipe your face after. How do you feel about it going in your hair?
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2012, 12:34:21 PM »
Uhh again what is there for YOU to cleanup?


I guess I forgot who I was talking to, your wife has the balls so you do probably need to wipe your face after. How do you feel about it going in your hair?

Balls, I gots.  Hair, I don't.
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« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2012, 12:36:35 PM »
Balls, I gots.  Hair, I don't.
I don't know whether we can confirm or deny the first sentence.
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #33 on: July 27, 2012, 12:44:40 PM »
I don't know whether we can confirm or deny the first sentence.

Your wife can
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2012, 12:46:09 PM »
Uhh again what is there for YOU to cleanup?


I guess I forgot who I was talking to, your wife has the balls so you do probably need to wipe your face after. How do you feel about it going in your hair?

Come on, be a gentleman, You take your finger or whatever appendage you want to use and whatever was missed you put it in there.
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« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2012, 12:54:09 PM »
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2012, 12:58:39 PM »
My wife's in a coma

Oh yeah...the jerk store called.
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #37 on: July 27, 2012, 01:00:30 PM »
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Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
« Reply #38 on: July 27, 2012, 01:31:01 PM »

I guess I forgot who I was talking to, your wife has the balls so you do probably need to wipe your face after. How do you feel about it going in your hair?

So my girlfriend says to me, "Diiiiiice, don't come in my mouth!"

And I'm like, "Honey, I don't want to mess up your hair.  We're in a nice restaurant!"

OH!
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« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2012, 01:36:56 PM »
Oh yeah...the jerk store called.
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