Every Rose has it's thorn.

[dallaswareagle]

That's true for most normal peepuls like you and me.  He's got all the millions he needs to "Maintain" that hot piece of ass.  And if it's not enough, he's got more millions to move on to another smokin' hot b-b-b-b-b-b-babe.

One of us is not normal.

[Snaggletiger]

One of us is not normal.

I've got my eye on you, Mister

[GH2001]

Hot? Yes

But I bet she takes a lot of maintenance and sometime no piece of it is worth what they want for it.

Yeah, but he's Eddie Fucking Murphy. He can handle anything. 

To Eddie Murphy 

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Hot? Yes

But I bet she takes a lot of maintenance and sometime no piece of it is worth what they want for it.

True, but sometimes it's worth a try.

[djsimp]

Hot? Yes

But I bet she takes a lot of maintenance and sometime no piece of it is worth what they want for it.

Who said anything about maintenance? Fuck n go baby, fuck n go.

[dallaswareagle]

Who said anything about maintenance? Fuck n go baby, fuck n go.

Oh no doubt-I would give her the best .82 seconds of her life. (.30 of that is foreplay)

[Snaggletiger]

Oh no doubt-I would give her the best .82 seconds of her life. (.30 of that is foreplay)

That would include clean up time for me.

[Godfather]

That would include clean up time for me.

What the fuck do you have to clean up?


Like the dishes?


You are doing something wrong.

[dallaswareagle]

What the fuck do you have to clean up?


Like the dishes?


You are doing something wrong.

Not all of it goes where it is suppose too.

[Snaggletiger]

Not all of it goes where it is suppose too.

I'd say that about answers that question

[Godfather]

I'd say that about answers that question

Uhh again what is there for YOU to cleanup?


I guess I forgot who I was talking to, your wife has the balls so you do probably need to wipe your face after. How do you feel about it going in your hair?

[Snaggletiger]

Uhh again what is there for YOU to cleanup?


I guess I forgot who I was talking to, your wife has the balls so you do probably need to wipe your face after. How do you feel about it going in your hair?

Balls, I gots.  Hair, I don't.

[Godfather]

Balls, I gots.  Hair, I don't.

I don't know whether we can confirm or deny the first sentence.

[Snaggletiger]

I don't know whether we can confirm or deny the first sentence.

Your wife can

[dallaswareagle]

Uhh again what is there for YOU to cleanup?


I guess I forgot who I was talking to, your wife has the balls so you do probably need to wipe your face after. How do you feel about it going in your hair?

Come on, be a gentleman, You take your finger or whatever appendage you want to use and whatever was missed you put it in there.

[Godfather]

Your wife can

My wife's in a coma

[Buzz Killington]

My wife's in a coma

Oh yeah...the jerk store called.

[Snaggletiger]

My wife's in a coma

Win Rocky, win

[wesfau2]

I guess I forgot who I was talking to, your wife has the balls so you do probably need to wipe your face after. How do you feel about it going in your hair?

So my girlfriend says to me, "Diiiiiice, don't come in my mouth!"

And I'm like, "Honey, I don't want to mess up your hair.  We're in a nice restaurant!"

OH!

[Godfather]

Oh yeah...the jerk store called.

You complete me