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Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« on: July 25, 2012, 02:24:48 PM »
CCTAU.

Hope your day goes exactly like you want it to!!

XXOXOXOXO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2012, 02:28:48 PM »
Happy Birthday you old fart! May you day be blessed with some gay hating chicken at Chik-Fil-A!

Just think, this day next year and you can draw your Social Security.
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2012, 02:34:55 PM »
happy birthday, holmes. 

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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2012, 02:38:34 PM »
That's mighty white of you people.


Thank you all for the kind thoughts!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2012, 03:12:22 PM »
Happy Birthday CCT!  Draw that Social Security as soon as you can before The Pharaoh spends it for you.
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2012, 03:13:27 PM »
Happy cross bur....I mean birthday
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2012, 03:33:35 PM »
Happy birthday. 
I think I see some brown people that want to celebrate with you.
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2012, 04:36:13 PM »
Happy BDay you bigoted alpha male!
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2012, 06:46:43 PM »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2012, 06:50:58 PM »
Happy happy old fucker.


Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer — and another one!
« Last Edit: July 25, 2012, 06:52:49 PM by Godfather »
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2012, 06:58:44 PM »
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2012, 11:24:47 PM »
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2012, 10:39:51 AM »
Happy Birthday, CCTAU!!!!  <3

To celebrate...let's kill all the lawyers....
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2012, 11:34:53 AM »
Happy Birfday! Don't get any bbque sauce on your white hoodie.
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2012, 11:50:39 AM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on July 26, 2012, 10:39:51 AM
Happy Birthday, CCTAU!!!!  <3

To celebrate...let's kill all the lawyers....
Pardon me Sandy, but if we kill all the Lawyers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2012, 12:04:21 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on July 26, 2012, 11:50:39 AM
Pardon me Sandy, but if we kill all the Lawyers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason.
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2012, 12:11:57 PM »
Really? Nothing?

Somebody better give me a fucking :kimclap:

I finally got one of y'alls gd quotes without looking it up.
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2012, 12:12:53 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on July 26, 2012, 12:04:21 PM
We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason.
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2012, 12:14:18 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on July 26, 2012, 12:11:57 PM
Really? Nothing?

Somebody better give me a fucking :kimclap:

I finally got one of y'alls gd quotes without looking it up.
-5 for not giving me time and another -10 for boasting
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Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2012, 12:16:11 PM »
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Quote from: Godfather on July 26, 2012, 12:14:18 PM
-5 for not giving me time and another -10 for boasting
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