Does Saban's shit stink?

[Kaos]

Guess we'll never know.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/07/how_powerful_is_nick_saban_med.html

Media members couldn't enter the bathroom at SEC Media Days while Saban relieved himself, accompanied inside by Alabama coordinator of athletic relations Cedric Burns.

 "Hope he hurries up," one photographer said, waiting in a short line blocked by two security officials. "I've got to go."

Also from this article, Solomon issues a death sentence to Huntsville man

"Two or three years ago, I was one of the Alabama fans you did not want to be around," James Pellem said. "I liked to talk a lot of mess. A lot of Alabama fans are just mean people. Of course, you want to beat Auburn bad on Saturday. But you know, when you meet these guys (Auburn coaches and players), it's hard to dislike them."

[Townhallsavoy]

Cut Saban some slack.  The urinals and toilets are too tall, so he has to sit when he pees.

[JR4AU]

I heard that shit this morning.  Scarbo said it was fucking stupid...said even Mike Slive didn't have that kind of security.  Couple of idiot fucks called in saying it had to be done because someone woulda snapped a pic of him doing his business just to put it out on the net! 

Also heard, sadly, Rachel Barbo (however it's spelled) praising the media for not asking any questions about Kristin Saban's lawsuit, and the incident.  Said it wasn't football related, and had no business being asked.  Fuck them, bunch of fucking pussies.  Do they not ask personal shit to players and coaches all the fucking time?  Wasn't Trooper's boy's hair a topic and media days, or am I misremembering?

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Guess we'll never know.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/07/how_powerful_is_nick_saban_med.html

Also from this article, Solomon issues a death sentence to Huntsville man

Comment on the article by an Auburn fan

"James Pellem makes some great points. I would encourage both fanbases to visit each others stadium and campus at least once....."

And the classic reply.....

"I would encourage them to visit their own stadium atleast once. "

[bottomfeeder]

I heard Saban has IBS (Irritable Bowl Syndrome or Iron Bowl Schizophrenia). That would explain things.

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A.D.A.M. Medical Encyclopedia.
Schizophrenia
Childhood-onset schizophrenia

Last reviewed: February 13, 2012.

Schizophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to:

    Tell the difference between what is real and not real

    Think clearly

    Have normal emotional responses

    Act normally in social situations

Causes, incidence, and risk factors

Schizophrenia is a complex illness. Mental health experts are not sure what causes it. However, genes may play a role.

    Certain events may trigger schizophrenia in people who are at risk for it because of their genes.

    You are more likely to develop schizophrenia if you have a family member with the disease.

Schizophrenia affects both men and women equally. It usually begins in the teen years or young adulthood, but it may begin later in life. It tends to begin later in women, and is more mild.

Childhood-onset schizophrenia begins after age 5. Childhood schizophrenia is rare and can be hard to tell apart from other developmental problems in childhood, such as autism.
Symptoms

Schizophrenia symptoms usually develop slowly over months or years. Sometimes you may have many symptoms, and at other times you may only have a few symptoms.

People with any type of schizophrenia may have trouble keeping friends and working. They may also have problems with anxiety, depression, and suicidal thoughts or behaviors.

At first, you may have the following symptoms:

    Irritable or tense feeling

    Trouble concentrating

    Trouble sleeping

As the illness continues, you may have problems with thinking, emotions, and behavior, including:

    Bizarre behaviors

    Hearing or seeing things that are not there (hallucinations)

    Isolation

    Lack of emotion (flat affect)

    Problems paying attention

    Strongly held beliefs that are not real (delusions)

    Thoughts that "jump" between different topics (“loose associations”)

Symptoms depend on the type of schizophrenia you have.

Paranoid schizophrenia symptoms may include:

    Anxiety

    Anger or arguing

    False beliefs that others are trying to harm you or your loved ones

Disorganized schizophrenia symptoms may include:

    Childlike behavior

    Problems thinking and explaining your ideas clearly

    Showing little emotion

Catatonic schizophrenia symptoms may include:

    Grimacing or other odd expressions on the face

    Lack of activity

    Rigid muscles and posture

    Not responding much to other people

Undifferentiated schizophrenia may include symptoms of more than one other type of schizophrenia.

[Godfather]

You're weird.

$2

[JR4AU]

$2

You're generous, I'd have just gone with the old "hat tip to...".