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Snaggletiger

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« on: September 18, 2012, 12:41:07 PM »
Looking for one tix for this weekend.  Normally, that would be laughable for LSU but I'm thinking there may be a few strays out there with some people opting to mow the lawn rather than attend a rape session.  I might even consider paying for it. Anyone?  Bueller?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Need One Extra
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2012, 01:06:16 PM »
  I might even consider paying for it.

A rape session?

What a gentleman.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Saniflush

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Re: Need One Extra
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2012, 01:34:59 PM »
A rape session?

What a gentleman.


Gang rape.


You know statistics do show that 4 out of 5 people do enjoy that.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Need One Extra
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2012, 05:36:30 PM »
Mods, shut this bitch down.  Snaggy got an extra.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."