How long?

[War Eagle!!!]

Before we see warning signs posted next to all escalators saying don't use this if your ass is in a red rascal...

[GH2001]

 

[Buzz Killington]

What ya got there...4 volt?

[Tiger Wench]

What's even worse is that she WALKS AWAY after - she didn't even need the damn thing...

[CCTAU]

Elevator to the left.....

After she was half way up, they should have just let it keep going.At least then when they picked her up, she would be at the top.

My favorite part was when the steps kept hitting her in the face. They should have left her there for a few minutes.

[Saniflush]

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

[Townhallsavoy]

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

My mother told me the escalator could suck children inside of it and that there was no way to get them out.  She also said that it could grab children by the tip of their shoelace. 

[Tiger Wench]

My mother told me the escalator could suck children inside of it and that there was no way to get them out.  She also said that it could grab children by the tip of their shoelace.

Heard the same exact thing from mine...  and I have my two absolutely paranoid as hell about escalators.  S holds my hand with a Death Grip.

[wesfau2]

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

And the kid is STILL on the escalator!

[Godfather]

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

Why don't they ever bring back or remake good shows, like 'BJ and the Bear.' Now there's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey.

[AUJarhead]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.

[Godfather]

Hey, I love tits as much as the next guy, but why should I pay some old hag good money for some supernatural chicanery coupled with a pair of sagging wrinkled weathered boobs?

[Saniflush]

 Hey, I tried to teach you how to handle comics in the sixth grade, but oh no. You wanted to play little league instead.

[Godfather]

I'll never forget it. How many times do you get to see Smokey fuck the Bandit?

[Saniflush]

Didn't I look just like Burt Reynolds?

[dallaswareagle]

What would have been funny at about the 1:35 mark somebody hit the start button again, massive ass busting. Cripple (or those pretending to be) and non-cripple alike.