Something for the grill this weekend.

[dallaswareagle]

The newest BBQ fad... the "Redneck Turtle Burger". Take a burger, wrap it in bacon, stick in some hotdogs, throw it on the grill for 20-30 minutes. A little crispy, not too crunchy.

[Godfather]

Fuck, so you don't use a real turtle?  Damn I knew I was doing something wrong.

[Saniflush]

Fuck, so you don't use a real turtle?  Damn I knew I was doing something wrong.

how about a turtle head?

[Shug Dye]

Mushroom heads.

[GH2001]

The newest BBQ fad... the "Redneck Turtle Burger". Take a burger, wrap it in bacon, stick in some hotdogs, throw it on the grill for 20-30 minutes. A little crispy, not too crunchy.

You forgot to use the word "Texas" as an adjective to describe each subject matter in your post. You're slipping. Not keen at all.

[dallaswareagle]

You forgot to use the word "Texas" as an adjective to describe each subject matter in your post. You're slipping. Not keen at all.

Heres the TEXAS grill they be cooking on.  Better?