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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #40 on: July 19, 2012, 01:10:53 PM »
From Doug Amos, radio guy:
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Saban was asked about OC transition by a young radio guy. After a five-second awkward delay, Saban says "there is no transition. Nothing has changed. One guy is different and you want us to change everything?" ... guy who asked then practically crawled under the table for the rest of the interview. Felt a little sorry for him. Sabanized, on his first visit to SEC Media Days.


Guy gets a total pass for being a jerk. That was a legit question. Meanwhile Clay Travis, Scott Moore, Roger Shultz, and Danny Sheridan can just make stuff up with no repercussions.
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #41 on: July 19, 2012, 01:16:02 PM »
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #42 on: July 19, 2012, 01:31:03 PM »
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #43 on: July 19, 2012, 01:39:09 PM »


I won't wear anything that has Alabama on it and don't understand anybody who would. No house divided bullshit, no Bama sucks, or the good bad ugly shirt.

Fuck em? You betcha.
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #44 on: July 19, 2012, 02:21:20 PM »
I won't wear anything that has Alabama on it and don't understand anybody who would. No house divided bullshit, no Bama sucks, or the good bad ugly shirt.

Fuck em? You betcha.

The house divided shit bewilders me. Fuck that shit.
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2012, 02:22:03 PM »
I'd really like a shirt that says:

Houndstooth makes you look FAT. 

(and dumb)
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2012, 03:31:50 PM »
The house divided shit bewilders me. Fuck that shit.

You may remember my wife saying this but I told her I wasn't going to marry her if she was a bama fan.
I can handle dealing with them at work or by some sort of association but I be damned if I'm
gonna sleep in the bed with them.
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2012, 03:32:51 PM »
The house divided shit bewilders me. Fuck that shit.

ditto
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2012, 03:39:09 PM »
You may remember my wife saying this but I told her I wasn't going to marry her if she was a bama fan.
I can handle dealing with them at work or by some sort of association but I be damned if I'm
gonna sleep in the bed with them.

I don't always talk to bammers (wait we already did that)
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2012, 03:45:42 PM »
I don't always talk to bammers (wait we already did that)

....but when I do.....
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2012, 03:47:07 PM »
I'd really like a shirt that says:

Houndstooth makes you look FAT. 

(and dumb)

(and toothless)

(and inbred)

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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2012, 03:55:26 PM »
I'd really like a shirt that says:

Houndstooth makes you look FAT. 

(and dumb)

(and toothless)

(and inbred)

 Why? None of them could read it.
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #52 on: July 19, 2012, 04:45:48 PM »
You may remember my wife saying this but I told her I wasn't going to marry her if she was a bama fan.
I can handle dealing with them at work or by some sort of association but I be damned if I'm
gonna sleep in the bed with them.

My wife was one.  We wouldn't still be married today if she hadn't converted fairly early.  I have no doubt of that. 
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #53 on: July 20, 2012, 07:40:16 AM »
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #54 on: July 20, 2012, 09:20:15 AM »
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #55 on: July 20, 2012, 09:30:19 AM »
To the bookface....


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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #56 on: July 20, 2012, 10:46:28 AM »
I liked this snippet.


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Remember the "I Hate Auburn" T-shirt guy criticized by Saban last year? That fan's reaction then: "It's like I went to church and God told He didn't approve."

Today, meet an Alabama football fan named James Pellem, a 25-year-old hospital technician from Huntsville who spent the past two days collecting autographs from most SEC teams.

"Two or three years ago, I was one of the Alabama fans you did not want to be around," Pellem said. "I liked to talk a lot of mess. A lot of Alabama fans are just mean people. Of course, you want to beat Auburn bad on Saturday. But you know, when you meet these guys, it's hard to dislike them."

Among the coaches he got autographs from: Gene Chizik. Twice. And it was Chizik who asked Pellem -- decked out in Alabama gear -- if he wanted him to sign anything.

"If every Alabama fan that has some kind of bad blood could come and actually meet (Auburn players and Chizik), I think it would calm them down a little bit," Pellem said. "If they could actually stand here and hear how the Auburn guys talk to the Alabama kids or the older Alabama family, maybe they'll realize this is just a Saturday thing. I don't have to hate them every part of the year."
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #57 on: July 20, 2012, 10:50:28 AM »
I liked this snippet.

Is this the end of the world?!

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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #58 on: July 20, 2012, 10:58:58 AM »
Is this the end of the world?!

Well, I do feel fine.
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Re: SEC Media Days
« Reply #59 on: July 20, 2012, 11:09:53 AM »
I liked this snippet.

Sadly, many of those assholes won't go near Auburn players or coaches because they literally think they could get roped into being an accomplice to the crimes currently being investigated by the FBI. 
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