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Kristen Saban Charged with ASSAULT AND BATTERY



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Re: Kristen Saban Charged with ASSAULT AND BATTERY
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2012, 04:55:12 PM »
It's like Christmas!!!
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Re: Kristen Saban Charged with ASSAULT AND BATTERY
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2012, 04:57:07 PM »
First there is this
Then Woodcock is gone
And Foster trolls the shit outta bama.

Time for nap.
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Re: Kristen Saban Charged with ASSAULT AND BATTERY
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2012, 04:59:34 PM »
I'm calling it July 12th is - National War Eagle Day!
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Re: Kristen Saban Charged with ASSAULT AND BATTERY
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2012, 05:03:08 PM »
Will anyone have the cojones to ask Saban about this at media days?

If they do, I hope he responds with "that's a clown question, bra."
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Re: Kristen Saban Charged with ASSAULT AND BATTERY
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2012, 05:04:37 PM »
I heard some of PF while running an errand a bit ago and one guy calls from New York, Auburn fan, and has Paawwll cracking up with a list of Kristen Saybinz jokes.  Next caller...

"On a day like today when one of the biggest coaching legends falls off a cliff, all these Aubies want to do is call in and talk about a non-story like Saban's daughter."

Then...then...this guy calls up making sure he qualifies himself as an "Auburn fan" and proceeds to talk about how he's so down because AU is just recruiting against a "Monster" a "Runaway train" and while they're getting quality 5 star guys, all we can get is "3 and 4 star guys with 2 star character". 

Real funny, fuck face.
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Re: Kristen Saban Charged with ASSAULT AND BATTERY
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2012, 05:57:47 PM »
Kristen is pictured here after the BCS championship game 2011.
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Re: Kristen Saban Charged with ASSAULT AND BATTERY
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2012, 10:46:44 PM »
I heard some of PF while running an errand a bit ago and one guy calls from New York, Auburn fan, and has Paawwll cracking up with a list of Kristen Saybinz jokes.  Next caller...

"On a day like today when one of the biggest coaching legends falls off a cliff, all these Aubies want to do is call in and talk about a non-story like Saban's daughter."

Then...then...this guy calls up making sure he qualifies himself as an "Auburn fan" and proceeds to talk about how he's so down because AU is just recruiting against a "Monster" a "Runaway train" and while they're getting quality 5 star guys, all we can get is "3 and 4 star guys with 2 star character". 

Real funny, fuck face.

Heard some of this tonight too. 

Barely mentioned Liner at all.

Big story was Penn State. 

Auburn thugs was a close second.  SHOCKING revelations from the Woosie deposition.  We now have a completely unsubstantiated allegation from little Woosie that an Auburn player thought to be DeAngelo "looked wrong" at him and said "you gonna die tonight."  SHOCKING!! 

What kind of punks are coming down there?  Us Auburn fans don't sant them, blah blah etc. 

I just can't listen to that shit.  Just can't. 
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Re: Kristen Saban Charged with ASSAULT AND BATTERY
« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2012, 12:25:00 AM »
Heard some of this tonight too. 

Barely mentioned Liner at all.

Big story was Penn State. 

Auburn thugs was a close second.  SHOCKING revelations from the Woosie deposition.  We now have a completely unsubstantiated allegation from little Woosie that an Auburn player thought to be DeAngelo "looked wrong" at him and said "you gonna die tonight."  SHOCKING!! 

What kind of punks are coming down there?  Us Auburn fans don't sant them, blah blah etc. 

I just can't listen to that shit.  Just can't.

ditto
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Re: Kristen Saban Charged with ASSAULT AND BATTERY
« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2012, 10:39:46 AM »
And the big outrage has nothing to do with this nasty heifer driving home drunker than snot!It was mentioned as though it was normal.
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