Reuben Foster

[Buzz Killington]

Holy mother fucking shit.

FUCKING AWESOME. Truly. Fucking. Awesome.

Yes it is!

And a big fuck you to Lord Saybinz and the bagman!!!

[AUChizad]

Coincidence?

No.

Right now, this kid is my favorite football player of all time.

http://friendsoftheprogram.net/?p=19492

Reuben Foster Trolls Tide
July 12th, 2012 by Bunkie Perkins · No Comments


Committed to Auburn, trollin’ hard

Highly sought after 2013 football recruit Reuben Foster held an announcement press conference today (Come on son! It’s July!) to announce to which school he is committing to play football for in a year or so, or until he changes his mind.  Foster, who committed to Auburn, felt the need to subtly troll the Alabama Crimson Tide, who was also recruiting Foster, just a little bit in the process.  His quote:

    “At the end of the day, I feel like Auburn is the best situation for me and my family,” Foster told reporters at his press conference. “I am 100-percent confident in my final decision.”

Seems harmless enough…until you consider what Alabama commit TJ Yeldon, who flipped to the Tide after initially committing to Auburn, said when he announced his intentions.  His quote:

    “At the end of the day I feel like the University of Alabama is the best situation and fit for me and my family.  I am 100 percent confident with my final decision”

Just a little subtle recruiting troll to keep those hate fires stoked.

[AUChizad]

[Buzz Killington]

I bet the kid wears his hat backwards too!!!!!!11

[AUChizad]

Foster pulled a new one today.

Announced by unzipping his daughter's jacket to reveal she was wearing an Auburn cheerleading outfit.



 

[Buzz Killington]

That hat is pretty tall.  I bet you could fit a couple stacks in there.

[Snaggletiger]

The lengths the Bammers will go to upstage us is unreal.  Even had him use his own daughter in the grand scheme. Shameless. 

What date does the dead period for recruiting start?

[GH2001]

Holy mother fucking shit.

FUCKING AWESOME. Truly. Fucking. Awesome.

Fucking A

I just got wood. Nice find.



Prowler was right:

Not if, when, he (Foster) flips...and yes they'll scream about it on the finebaum show, probably have a certain NYT writer write something about.

Kaos, not as right:

This is nothing more than a trap.  Get AU fans talking and then smack us in the face. 

No flip. Sorry.  Just an opportunity for Karle to mock later.

[djsimp]

[Snaggletiger]

Fucking A

I just got wood. Nice find.



Prowler was right:
Kaos, not as right:

I'm as pumped as anybody and I've always known we could recruit this way.  What the hell is not to like about AU, the facilities, traditions and people?  But damn it, Yeldon was just as big a catch and I firmly believe he was involved in not only big time illegal benefits, but played his role in  at AU. 

I need some names on the dotted line.

[The Prowler]

Fucking A

I just got wood. Nice find.



Prowler was right:
Kaos, not as right:

I don't hit them all, but when I do...I'm Mado Robin (google her name if you don't know).





*Reuben Foster LB 6'2” 245lbs. Auburn, Ala. (6 Grillz, a Pimp Cup and a Diamond Rope Chain w/ a Crown Pendant)*

[Snaggletiger]

Rueben Foster wears Carl Lawson Underoos

[Kaos]

So I'm the only one who smells a trap? 

[Snaggletiger]

So I'm the only one who smells a trap?

That's why I said what I did above. I don't trust those fuckers as far as I can throw em'.  Dotted line. I needs them

[AUChizad]

[War Eagle!!!]

So I'm the only one who smells a trap?

I would see how you could smell a slight hint of trap...if not for the way the whole thing went down. The word for word comparison to the Yeldon statement was a big ole "Fuuuuccccckkkkk yyyyooooooouuuuuu Aaaaaaaaaalllllllaaaaabbbbbbbbbaaaaaaammmmmmmaaaaa" if I have ever heard one...

[AUChizad]

I would see how you could smell a slight hint of trap...if not for the way the whole thing went down. The word for word comparison to the Yeldon statement was a big ole "Fuuuuccccckkkkk yyyyooooooouuuuuu Aaaaaaaaaalllllllaaaaabbbbbbbbbaaaaaaammmmmmmaaaaa" if I have ever heard one...

And the Auburn jersey for the daughter. And the fact that it would be next-level pettiness to flip from a team, to their rival, then back to the original team. All while attending high school in Auburn, befriending the coaches' sons and their families.

Oh, and the "Fuuuuccccckkkkk yyyyooooooouuuuuu Aaaaaaaaaalllllllaaaaabbbbbbbbbaaaaaaammmmmmmaaaaa"

[djsimp]

I don't smell a trap on this one. I smell sulfur from the bombs that Foster dropped on the inbred nation.
It smelleth mmm mmm good.

[The Prowler]

So I'm the only one who smells a trap?

Nope, but y'all are missing out on enjoying the moment (last year I didn't get to enjoy the moment with TJY's commitment, because I had a REC booster telling me from day one that he would switch). This year, I'm going to just enjoy the moment, I'm not going to worry about 7 months from now.

But, seeing the photos of his little sister or daughter wearing the Auburn outfit and hearing Trey Matthews talk about ”Reuben recruiting him to....recruiting him to where he's (Reuben) going.” This has been in motion for a month or more.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I don't hit them all, but when I do...I'm Mado Robin (google her name if you don't know).

OK, I'm gonna give props for the French opera singer name drop.  (yeah , I googled her).