It is obviously loaded with polyester, rayon or some other man- made fiber. I won't wear anything except 100 cotton,.
Obviously. The CIA oversees the production of all manmade material. That way they can track your movements via integrated GPS. Also, if you get out of line, they can trigger "assassin" mode and smother you in your sleep with your own clothing.
Or maybe BF is a fucking nut job. Either way...