"Ok, up next on the agenda is Michael Dyer. He is seeking reinstatement to compete at Arkansas State this upcoming school year."
"Please state his case."
"Well, it says here that Michael Dyer was failing classes at Auburn, a consistent discipline problem, and he failed a drug test."
"May the records state that Michael Dyer...."
"Wait, there's more. He also was involved with some entity known as the Felony Four - well, that doesn't sound very good, now does it? - and something to do with a gun."
"Anything else?"
"Yes. He also drank the blood of the innocent."
"Reinstatement denied."