Dragged into someone else's bullshit...

wesfau2 · « **on:** July 01, 2008, 03:44:09 PM »

So I'm at happy hour last night, minding my own business and quaffing a delicious Sweetwater 420 when my phone rings. A longtime friend is calling to tell me that she and her husband (brother of a good friend from my AU days) are getting divorced. She needs some advice about the necessity of an attorney in an amicable split. I say my piece and remind her that I'm going to be neutral in this event, but will remain available if they have other questions.

I hang up and immediately call the soon-to-be-ex-husband and leave the following voicemail: "Hey, ____________ just called and asked some basic divorce questions. I just wanted you to know that she called and I'm not going to be getting in the middle of this."

Today I get an email from the girl apologizing for dragging me into their mess, but SHE WISHED THAT I HADN'T SAID ANYTHING TO HER MAN. Why? Because she hadn't spoken with him about talking to me.

Fuck that.

People: keep your fucking drama to yourselves. There are plenty of lawyers in the world. Call them. Not me. Call Steve, he loves helping people pro bono.

Ogre · « **Reply #1 on:** July 01, 2008, 03:46:46 PM »

So, is she hot?

wesfau2 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 01, 2008, 03:50:44 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on July 01, 2008, 03:46:46 PM

So, is she hot?

Not really.

Huge tits, though.

AWK · « **Reply #3 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:00:03 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on July 01, 2008, 03:50:44 PM

Not really.

Huge tits, though.

People always ask me shit...like I truly know. I just say, I am not a lawyer. Fuck off. I wish that would still work after I pass the bar.

Saniflush · « **Reply #4 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:01:20 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on July 01, 2008, 03:44:09 PM

Today I get an email from the girl apologizing for dragging me into their mess, but SHE WISHED THAT I HADN'T SAID ANYTHING TO HER MAN. Why? Because she hadn't spoken with him about talking to me.

I didn't even have to make it all the way to this point before I knew what was coming. I found out long time ago no matter how much you want to remain neutral it just can't happen.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #5 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:32:37 PM »

Yep, I love boning pros. Where da' white hooker women at?

My sister was splitting up with her baby mama daddy and he calls me asking advice. I told him for OBVIOUS fucking reasons, I wasn't getting in the middle of it. The only thing I advised him was keep the shit amicable and don't get into a war over petty stuff. Just come to agreement and move on. (Married 3-4 years)

My sister calls that night blessing me out for giving hm advice and wanting to know why I was "Helping" him.

I do NOT handle divorces. No one thinks straight in that shit and people do some of the most off the wall, fucked up, bizzare stuff when they're breaking up. Now I want a 420.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #6 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:44:40 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on July 01, 2008, 03:44:09 PM

So I'm at happy hour last night, minding my own business and quaffing a delicious Sweetwater 420 when my phone rings. A longtime friend is calling to tell me that she and her husband (brother of a good friend from my AU days) are getting divorced. She needs some advice about the necessity of an attorney in an amicable split. I say my piece and remind her that I'm going to be neutral in this event, but will remain available if they have other questions.

I hang up and immediately call the soon-to-be-ex-husband and leave the following voicemail: "Hey, ____________ just called and asked some basic divorce questions. I just wanted you to know that she called and I'm not going to be getting in the middle of this."

Today I get an email from the girl apologizing for dragging me into their mess, but SHE WISHED THAT I HADN'T SAID ANYTHING TO HER MAN. Why? Because she hadn't spoken with him about talking to me.

Fuck that.

People: keep your fucking drama to yourselves. There are plenty of lawyers in the world. Call them. Not me. Call Steve, he loves helping people pro bono.

Just fuck the shit out of her and all will be forgiven.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 01, 2008, 05:25:31 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on July 01, 2008, 04:32:37 PM

Now I want a 420.

I'm heading to BluePoint in a moment for just that purpose.

Aubie16 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 01, 2008, 05:26:54 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on July 01, 2008, 04:32:37 PM

Now I want a 420.

I'm out of 420. Will you accept a Shiner Blonde?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** July 01, 2008, 08:20:41 PM »

I'll be expecting a tall 420 or 4 when I get down next week. Right now, I'm enjoying a cold Yanjing. (The official state beer of China) Not bad. Like a Corona with a little bite. A few more of these and I'll have Chinkey eyes.

Jumbo · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:30:24 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on July 01, 2008, 08:20:41 PM

I'll be expecting a tall 420 or 4 when I get down next week. Right now, I'm enjoying a cold Yanjing. (The official state beer of China) Not bad. Like a Corona with a little bite. A few more of these and I'll have Chinkey eyes.

How about 1792 on the rocks, fuck you Jobu

Tiger Six · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2008, 05:50:07 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on July 01, 2008, 08:20:41 PM

I'll be expecting a tall 420 or 4 when I get down next week. Right now, I'm enjoying a cold Yanjing. (The official state beer of China) Not bad. Like a Corona with a little bite. A few more of these and I'll have Chinkey eyes.

"Did he just say Chinkey? Get your purse."

"Everyone of you have made fun of Chinese people, that why they're in this country, for our entertianment pleasure."

JohnDeere · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:11:40 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on July 01, 2008, 08:20:41 PM

I'll be expecting a tall 420 or 4 when I get down next week. Right now, I'm enjoying a cold Yanjing. (The official state beer of China) Not bad. Like a Corona with a little bite. A few more of these and I'll have Chinkey eyes.

Yanjing = overpriced stale Budweiser in green bottle

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:28:03 PM »

It's in a clear bottle. Ha, you know not of which you speak.

Why do you hate St. Louis?

D-Day · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2008, 03:06:12 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on July 02, 2008, 02:28:03 PM

Why do you hate St. Louis?

Budweiser = American Horse Piss

I hope to God Anheuser sells out to that Belgian company.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #15 on:** July 02, 2008, 03:09:05 PM »

Quote from: Stanley Applebaum on July 02, 2008, 03:06:12 PM

Budweiser = American Horse Piss

I hope to God Anheuser sells out to that Belgian company.

If they do, do you think we will lose the good ole headache in a can? Nothing beats a Bud headache.

Jumbo · « **Reply #16 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:34:09 AM »

Quote from: Stanley Applebaum on July 02, 2008, 03:06:12 PM

Budweiser = American Horse Piss

I hope to God Anheuser sells out to that Belgian company.

Bud Light makes me happy

D-Day · « **Reply #17 on:** July 03, 2008, 03:18:35 AM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on July 02, 2008, 03:09:05 PM

If they do, do you think we will lose the good ole headache in a can?

A guy can hope, ok?

JohnDeere · « **Reply #18 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:59:46 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on July 02, 2008, 02:28:03 PM

It's in a clear bottle. Ha, you know not of which you speak.

Why do you hate St. Louis?

Beyotch, it comes in a green bottle.

If you were drinking Yanjing out of a clear bottle, you were drinking the near beer.........LOL.

Yanjing De-alcoholized Beer (0.5% alc./vol.) is an
attractive to alcoholic beer, maintaining the real beer
taste without the alcohol. Using a natural process
and brewed with hops, rice and barley malt, Yanjing
tastes smooth, toasty and crisp with citrusy malt
palate. (Buy from T&T Supermarket, IGA, Save on
Food or contact shu@yanjingcanada.com directly)

Catphish Tilly · « **Reply #19 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:20:24 PM »

Quote from: JohnDeere on July 03, 2008, 01:59:46 PM

Beyotch, it comes in a green bottle.

If you were drinking Yanjing out of a clear bottle, you were drinking the near beer.........LOL.
Yanjing De-alcoholized Beer (0.5% alc./vol.) is an
attractive to alcoholic beer, maintaining the real beer
taste without the alcohol. Using a natural process
and brewed with hops, rice and barley malt, Yanjing
tastes smooth, toasty and crisp with citrusy malt
palate. (Buy from T&T Supermarket, IGA, Save on
Food or contact shu@yanjingcanada.com directly)

Yall done got yer col' beers mix'd up thare boys:

http://www.yuengling.com/ meet http://www.yanjingbeer.com/

now play nice.

Dragged into someone else's bullshit...

Tiger Six