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« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2012, 10:05:49 AM »
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« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2012, 10:39:35 AM »
That's one fucking sexy man.

I'd like to go drinking with that man...perhaps take him to Diamonds.
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« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2012, 10:42:13 AM »
I'd like to go drinking with that man...perhaps take him to Diamonds.

I think he has scored some medicinal mary jane from Compton.
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« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2012, 10:43:22 AM »
I think he has scored some medicinal mary jane from Compton.

Better get a receipt, motherfucker.
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« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2012, 10:44:03 AM »
I think he has scored some medicinal mary jane from Compton.

It's your world brother, I'm just living in it.
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« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2012, 11:20:44 AM »
That's one fucking sexy man.

It looks as if you have some catching up to do with your image and likeness in the weight category. Tot has been seriously chowing down lately.
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« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2012, 11:24:50 AM »
It looks as if you have some catching up to do with your image and likeness in the weight category. Tot has been seriously chowing down lately.

Me thinks tot has been to the photochops too.
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« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2012, 11:25:12 AM »
It looks as if you have some catching up to do with your image and likeness in the weight category. Tot has been seriously chowing down lately.

We're going to do a commemorative stamp vote soon.  Young Tot or Old Fat Tot.

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« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2012, 11:37:31 AM »
see...found the original.

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« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2012, 12:05:22 PM »
We're going to do a commemorative stamp vote soon.  Young Tot or Old Fat Tot.

Young


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« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2012, 12:06:13 PM »
see...found the original.



Would be some shit if they beat Tennessee. I would giggle.
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« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2012, 12:21:49 PM »
Young


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I believe GF has a much better "young" pic.  Thus, the joke.
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« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2012, 12:25:11 PM »
I believe GF has a much better "young" pic.  Thus, the joke.

Oh, the first one I posted isn't you?

Actually, I think I've seen that one. Maybe a couple of years ago once upon a thread on teh X. Glorious.

Seriously though, has the fucker been eating supreme pizza non stop the last 5 years?
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« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2012, 12:47:33 PM »
Oh, the first one I posted isn't you?

Actually, I think I've seen that one. Maybe a couple of years ago once upon a thread on teh X. Glorious.

Seriously though, has the fucker been eating supreme pizza non stop the last 5 years?

Supreme would involve vegetables. 

I'm going with Little Caesar's Hot and Ready Pepperoni. 
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« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2012, 01:15:06 PM »
Supreme would involve vegetables. 

I'm going with Little Caesar's Hot and Ready Pepperoni.

vandy's favorite in more ways than one. 
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« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2012, 04:04:59 PM »
vandy's favorite in more ways than one.

I prefer Big Caesar's Hot and Ready Dick.
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« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2012, 04:49:24 PM »
I prefer Big Caesar's Hot and Ready Dick.
and by dick he means penis.
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« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2012, 06:22:14 PM »
I think he has scored some medicinal mary jane from Compton.
He knows where all the white wimmen at. Chirrens of teh boosters dig the "stung up by a wasp" look.
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« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2012, 06:42:40 PM »
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/06/zeke_pike_leaves_auburn_for_re.html

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Zeke Pike leaves Auburn for rest of summer following arrest for public intoxication
Monday, June 25, 2012, 5:30 PM     Updated: Monday, June 25, 2012, 5:34 PM

Charles Goldberg/Auburn Bureau, The Birmingham News, Press-Register, and The Huntsville Times
AUBURN, Alabama -- Freshman quarterback Zeke Pike has left Auburn and has gone home for the rest of the summer following a weekend arrest for public intoxication. 

He is returning to his Fort Mitchell, Ky., home and will miss weeks of informal summer workouts with his teammates. Auburn officials did not say he was formally sent home, and has not addressed his  future following the arrest.

Pike enrolled at Auburn last January and participated in spring practice, competing with Kiehl Frazier and Clint Moseley as a quarterback option,  though he was clearly behind his more experienced teammates.

Pike was arrested on South College Street in Auburn at 12:40 Sunday morning, booked at the Lee County Detention Center in Opelika and released on a $300 bond.

Pike arrived at Auburn after being suspended for undisclosed reasons from his first and last game in final year at Dixie Heights High School in Edgewood, Ky. He was also asked to leave a 7-on-7 summer camp for prospects before his senior season for throwing a football at an official.

Pike came to Auburn after hitting 145 of his 267 passes for 1,964 yards and rushing 728 yards and 16 more touchdowns. He completed 136-of-235 passes for 2,218 yards and 18 touchdowns, and rushed for 1,072 yards and 17 touchdowns as a junior.

Pike was an early commitment for Auburn's 2012 signing class. At the last moment, Auburn also signed Jonathan Wallace, a quarterback from Central High School in Phenix City.
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« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2012, 06:46:00 PM »
So...I guess that means if Frazier goes down, it'll be...no.  No, let's not even bring it up. 
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