Another bammer rookie. Welcome to the NFL turd...

[Snaggletiger]

What was that mommy part breath?

You do realize we have a HR department at the X.  Don't make me file a complaint.

[GH2001]

Pretty sure that me and a co-worker are going to wind up in sensitivity training if we don't change.  we are both loud and we have said things as other females walk by our offices as we are working and giving each other hell.  They have looks of horror on their faces. 

Here lately I can think of "You can't turn a hoe into a housewife", "Fuck me running", "Goddamn", "Ain't that a bitch", "mommy part breath", "douche nozzle" and several others that have been said as one has walked by.

So what you are telling me is that you are usually browsing the X when they walk by.

[wesfau2]

I think "mommy part breath" is the one that will take you down.

A woman is alone in an elevator when a dwarf gets on a few floors later.

He looks up at the woman and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"

Horrified, she says, "No!"

He thinks for a moment and says, "Hmm...must be your feet, then."

[Buzz Killington]

Only if it's not true.

Truf

[GH2001]

A woman is alone in an elevator when a dwarf gets on a few floors later.

He looks up at the woman and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"

Horrified, she says, "No!"

He thinks for a moment and says, "Hmm...must be your feet, then."

You are gonna make JR explode with all this talk of smelly pussy and feet.

[Snaggletiger]

A woman is alone in an elevator when a dwarf gets on a few floors later.

He looks up at the woman and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"

Horrified, she says, "No!"

He thinks for a moment and says, "Hmm...must be your feet, then."

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

[GH2001]

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

[dallaswareagle]

I think "mommy part breath" is the one that will take you down.

Not if she has it.

When I was at Ft. Campbell, KY (101st) a girl friend of my wife and her partner came to stay with us for awhile. I knew for that week no matter how much pussy I got they were getting more.

[djsimp]

^THIS!

[JR4AU]

You are gonna make JR explode with all this talk of smelly pussy and feet.

Mmmmmmmmmm!

[GH2001]

Mmmmmmmmmm!

And if the mf'er is hairy then even better.

[Tiger Wench]

In the oil bidness, there are guys who work offshore and guys who used to work offshore, and even when they grow up to be senior management, their language reflects their past.  Hearing "So I told him "Go fuck yourself, you fucking fucker" is not uncommon.  But now there is a female admin on third floor who has been complaining to HR about the language being used in the office - but what is so bad is that these guys are sitting in their own offices saying this stuff, and she is walking the halls, listening in, and then running to HR to tattle.  What a total bitch.  I made sure when I interviewed for my last two employees that they knew this was not a kindergarten and that if they got offended easily by language, this was not the job for them.  The ONLY way I could get pissed off would be if someone actually, to my face, called me the c-word  in a malicious manner.  I hate that word.  And even then, I think I would just handle it myself - damn if I would go rat to HR.

So now the guys come hang out in my office on 2nd floor to blow off steam because they know I would never rat them out, and in fact, might drop an F-bomb or two myself as a show of support.

[dallaswareagle]

In the oil bidness, there are guys who work offshore and guys who used to work offshore, and even when they grow up to be senior management, their language reflects their past.  Hearing "So I told him "Go fuck yourself, you fucking fucker" is not uncommon.  But now there is a female admin on third floor who has been complaining to HR about the language being used in the office - but what is so bad is that these guys are sitting in their own offices saying this stuff, and she is walking the halls, listening in, and then running to HR to tattle.  What a total bitch.  I made sure when I interviewed for my last two employees that they knew this was not a kindergarten and that if they got offended easily by language, this was not the job for them.  The ONLY way I could get pissed off would be if someone actually, to my face, called me the c-word  in a malicious manner.  I hate that word.  And even then, I think I would just handle it myself - damn if I would go rat to HR.

So now the guys come hang out in my office on 2nd floor to blow off steam because they know I would never rat them out, and in fact, might drop an F-bomb or two myself as a show of support.

M u s t  n o t  m a k e  l e w e d  c o m m e n t.

[GH2001]

The ONLY way I could get pissed off would be if someone actually, to my face, called me the c-word  in a malicious manner. 

You fucking c**t!

Now, when do I get my punishment?

[Pell City Tiger]

And if the mf'er is hairy then even better.

Like this?

[Saniflush]

In the oil bidness, there are guys who work offshore and guys who used to work offshore, and even when they grow up to be senior management, their language reflects their past.  Hearing "So I told him "Go fuck yourself, you fucking fucker" is not uncommon.  But now there is a female admin on third floor who has been complaining to HR about the language being used in the office - but what is so bad is that these guys are sitting in their own offices saying this stuff, and she is walking the halls, listening in, and then running to HR to tattle.  What a total bitch.  I made sure when I interviewed for my last two employees that they knew this was not a kindergarten and that if they got offended easily by language, this was not the job for them.  The ONLY way I could get pissed off would be if someone actually, to my face, called me the c-word  in a malicious manner.  I hate that word.  And even then, I think I would just handle it myself - damn if I would go rat to HR.

I bet she's uglier than homemade sin as well.

[GH2001]

Like this?

JR will never leave the house now.

[JR4AU]

JR will never leave the house now.

No feet shown...worthless.