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Re: Another bammer rookie. Welcome to the NFL turd...
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2012, 08:25:56 PM »
That story actually sucks pretty hard.  Barron's just sitting there and this guy starts punching him in the face?

I mean, I'm all for hoping Barron was being a punk and wouldn't move for the veteran player who had just gone through a tragedy, but that article doesn't hint at that in the slightest. 

Brian Price sounds like a punk bitch. 
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2012, 10:57:58 PM »
The rookie was told to move because that was his seat. Barron quickly realized that he ain't ”Top Dawg” anymore. I have a feeling that Barron either smirked at him like ”whatever, I'm all that.” Or, he said some smart ass remark. If you a rookie, you do what you're told by the Vets.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Another bammer rookie. Welcome to the NFL turd...
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2012, 09:18:43 AM »
The rookie was told to move because that was his seat. Barron quickly realized that he ain't ”Top Dawg” anymore. I have a feeling that Barron either smirked at him like ”whatever, I'm all that.” Or, he said some smart ass remark. If you a rookie, you do what you're told by the Vets.

Yeah, getting beat repeatedly in the face is the proper way to deal with a smirk by "professionals".
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2012, 09:35:00 AM »
Yeah, getting beat repeatedly in the face is the proper way to deal with a smirk by "professionals".

If only...
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2012, 09:49:56 AM »
Yeah, getting beat repeatedly in the face is the proper way to deal with a smirk by "professionals".

That's why I love every summer when the interns show up.  I get to really work out a lot of frustrations.
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2012, 10:44:49 AM »
That's why I love every summer when the interns show up.  I get to really work out a lot of frustrations.

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Ours suck this year.  I didn't get a biscuit from Shaggy's until 9:15 this morning.
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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2012, 11:56:16 AM »
:thumsup:

Ours suck this year.  I didn't get a biscuit from Shaggy's until 9:15 this morning.

And it was just plain too - no egg, no sausage, not even jelly! Inexcusable.
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2012, 12:13:45 PM »
And it was just plain too - no egg, no sausage, not even jelly! Inexcusable.

Who do you all recruit them through? Give that career office a hard time.
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2012, 02:38:55 PM »
Who do you all recruit them through? Give that career office a hard time.

I mean, I can overlook the egg but no jelly? Get the hell out of here. I'm like Kaos with a tomato if I get a biscuit with no jelly.
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2012, 03:47:12 PM »
:thumsup:

Ours suck this year.  I didn't get a biscuit from Shaggy's until 9:15 this morning.

A few summers ago we had an intern from Bama.  Of course I'm Auburn and the other two guys I was working with were Tennessee and Auburn so we gave that poor, scared 19 year old all the grief he could handle.  On his second day the UT guy came into the intern corral and asked our errand monkey if he had an Ipod docking cable because his Ipod died.

"Yes sir, but it's at my house."
"Why don't you go get that for me?"
"Uh....OK?"

We watched at the window until he got in his car and drove a couple of miles before I called him.

"Where the hell are you?"
"I'm in my car heading to my house."
"It's 10 in the f'in morning!  Get your lazy ass back here!"

Then I hung up on him before he could explain, he was practically in tears when he got back.  Good times! :thumsup:
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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2012, 03:49:45 PM »
A few summers ago we had an intern from Bama.  Of course I'm Auburn and the other two guys I was working with were Tennessee and Auburn so we gave that poor, scared 19 year old all the grief he could handle.  On his second day the UT guy came into the intern corral and asked our errand monkey if he had an Ipod docking cable because his Ipod died.

"Yes sir, but it's at my house."
"Why don't you go get that for me?"
"Uh....OK?"

We watched at the window until he got in his car and drove a couple of miles before I called him.

"Where the hell are you?"
"I'm in my car heading to my house."
"It's 10 in the f'in morning!  Get your lazy ass back here!"

Then I hung up on him before he could explain, he was practically in tears when he got back.  Good times! :thumsup:

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« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2012, 03:52:51 PM »
A few summers ago we had an intern from Bama.  Of course I'm Auburn and the other two guys I was working with were Tennessee and Auburn so we gave that poor, scared 19 year old all the grief he could handle.  On his second day the UT guy came into the intern corral and asked our errand monkey if he had an Ipod docking cable because his Ipod died.

"Yes sir, but it's at my house."
"Why don't you go get that for me?"
"Uh....OK?"

We watched at the window until he got in his car and drove a couple of miles before I called him.

"Where the hell are you?"
"I'm in my car heading to my house."
"It's 10 in the f'in morning!  Get your lazy ass back here!"

Then I hung up on him before he could explain, he was practically in tears when he got back.  Good times! :thumsup:

Awesome story
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2012, 01:30:18 AM »
A few summers ago we had an intern from Bama.  Of course I'm Auburn and the other two guys I was working with were Tennessee and Auburn so we gave that poor, scared 19 year old all the grief he could handle.  On his second day the UT guy came into the intern corral and asked our errand monkey if he had an Ipod docking cable because his Ipod died.

"Yes sir, but it's at my house."
"Why don't you go get that for me?"
"Uh....OK?"

We watched at the window until he got in his car and drove a couple of miles before I called him.

"Where the hell are you?"
"I'm in my car heading to my house."
"It's 10 in the f'in morning!  Get your lazy ass back here!"

Then I hung up on him before he could explain, he was practically in tears when he got back.  Good times! :thumsup:

That is awesome!  It's one of the reasons I love interns.  You can beat them down so bad and make them hate life.  It helps to pass the time during slow times.  We were so bad to them one summer they threatened to go to HR on us.  We asked them who did they think HR was going to believe, a couple of dumbass college kids or those who actually made the company money?  One was so pissed at us he wanted to meet us in the parking lot after work.  Yes, interns = Good times, good times indeed.
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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2012, 09:46:36 AM »
I never felt manlier than I did when I made a guy cry at a place I worked. I had just retired from the Military and my civilian skills severely lacked.  He came to me wanting something and I got in his grill about it and tears started welling up in eyes and then I got more into grill.

I found out what HR was and what people handling classes were for the next two weeks.
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« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2012, 09:50:04 AM »
I never felt manlier than I did when I made a guy cry at a place I worked. I had just retired from the Military and my civilian skills severely lacked.  He came to me wanting something and I got in his grill about it and tears started welling up in eyes and then I got more into grill.

I found out what HR was and what people handling classes were for the next two weeks.

Good times.  One of the best HR writeups I have had in my work career was after walking around one Decemeber 7th a few years back and wishing everyone "Happy Slap a Jap day". 
Good times!
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« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2012, 11:03:35 AM »
Pretty sure that me and a co-worker are going to wind up in sensitivity training if we don't change.  we are both loud and we have said things as other females walk by our offices as we are working and giving each other hell.  They have looks of horror on their faces. 

Here lately I can think of "You can't turn a hoe into a housewife", "Fuck me running", "Goddamn", "Ain't that a bitch", "mommy part breath", "douche nozzle" and several others that have been said as one has walked by.
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« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2012, 11:07:49 AM »
Pretty sure that me and a co-worker are going to wind up in sensitivity training if we don't change.  we are both loud and we have said things as other females walk by our offices as we are working and giving each other hell.  They have looks of horror on their faces. 

Here lately I can think of "You can't turn a hoe into a housewife", "Fuck me running", "Goddamn", "Ain't that a bitch", "mommy part breath", "douche nozzle" and several others that have been said as one has walked by.

I think "mommy part breath" is the one that will take you down.
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« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2012, 11:11:35 AM »
I think "mommy part breath" is the one that will take you down.

What was that mommy part breath?
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2012, 11:12:10 AM »
I think "mommy part breath" is the one that will take you down.

Only if it's not true.
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