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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2012, 02:54:17 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on June 21, 2012, 02:45:31 PM
The poor girl is pretty trim too. She's had to bear simp's 19 kids and live with him, so you know she's a good woman as well.

Happy B-Day SIMP, you Ice House drinking fucker.

I come bearing good news, I haven't had an Icehouse in 5 or so months. Strictly teh whiskey.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2012, 02:55:21 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 21, 2012, 02:47:23 PM
Well she picked him up didn't she?

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2012, 03:00:50 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 02:52:25 PM
somebody as been pulling double duty.

Get your cock out of my Chrysler, you son of a bitch!

Maybe weskie is trying to tell you something. Take a hint fucker. You didn't think she was at home watching Dancing with the Stars while you were at the office late now do you?
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2012, 03:01:23 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 02:54:17 PM
I come bearing good news, I haven't had an Icehouse in 5 or so months. Strictly teh whiskey.

Wife is traveling this weekend, You got me thinking about (usa) beers. I see Blue moons in my future tonight.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2012, 03:04:14 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on June 21, 2012, 03:00:50 PM
Maybe weskie is trying to tell you something. Take a hint fucker. You didn't think she was at home watching Dancing with the Stars while you were at the office late now do you?

And you think I've been at the office?
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2012, 03:14:27 PM »
Happy Birthday simp!  Hope you get a good deal on your next 15 passenger van!
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2012, 03:17:48 PM »
Happy birthday!  If you need a babysitter for the night, just call me.


...and ignore my avatar temporarily.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #27 on: June 21, 2012, 03:34:41 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 03:04:14 PM
And you think I've been at the office?

Are you saying you've been having teh ghey butt sex with VV?
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2012, 03:39:54 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on June 21, 2012, 03:34:41 PM
Are you saying you've been having teh ghey butt sex with VV?

Well, my butt isn't fertile, so it's a win-win for both of us.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #29 on: June 21, 2012, 03:43:08 PM »
Happy day, darlin.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2012, 04:00:36 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on June 21, 2012, 03:14:27 PM
Happy Birthday simp!  Hope you get a good deal on your next 15 passenger van!

You know its fucked up when a 7 passenger vehicle is mandatory when searching for a new family vehicle.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2012, 04:03:33 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 21, 2012, 03:01:23 PM
Wife is traveling this weekend, You got me thinking about (usa) beers. I see Blue moons in my future tonight.

You're making me thirsty.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #32 on: June 21, 2012, 04:04:48 PM »
Happy Birthday Simp! I've got a good lead on an old school bus, keep the youngins' a comin'
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2012, 04:05:37 PM »
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2012, 06:50:42 PM »
Happy birthday, simp!
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #35 on: June 21, 2012, 07:04:32 PM »
Fuck you.
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