Tuscaloserville

[Aubie16]

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TUSCALOSERVILLE  (A Jimmy Johns Parody)
            ---sung to the tune of Margaritaville
Nibblin’ on jail food
Watchin’ a drunk dude
Thinking about how I’d been such a fool
Called me the snow man: sell you some blow man?
They videotaped me down by the pool.
Wasted away again in Tuscaloserville
Heard the police-man shouting to halt
Some tiders claim that Coach Mike Shula’s to blame
But sellin’ snow was my own damn fault.
Don’t know the reason
Saban kept me last season
I fumbled the game ‘gainst L.A. Monroe
My pitbull’s a beauty
I’ll sell you a cutie; for fifty more bucks
I’ll throw in some blow.

Wasted away again in Tuscaloserville
Heard the police-man shouting to halt
Some tiders claim that Coach Mike Shula’s to blame
But sellin’ snow was my own damn fault.
Up on the capstone
Yelling “their glad that I’m gone”
Same red-necks that bought all my snow
I’ll go to the slammer
Reserved for this bammer
Knowing the tide nation sure loves to blow.

Wasted away again in Tuscaloserville
Heard the police-man shouting to halt
Some tiders claim that Coach Mike Shula’s to blame
But sellin’ snow was my own damn fault.
Yes and some tiders claim that their St. Nick ain’t to blame
‘Cause its still Coach Mike Shula’s fault.

[stewiegriffin]

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