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To the skreetz
« on: June 10, 2012, 06:31:00 PM »
Happy birfday!
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Re: To the skreetz
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2012, 08:16:21 PM »
Enjoy your birthday, unless it isn't your birthday.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: To the skreetz
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2012, 09:02:27 AM »
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Re: To the skreetz
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2012, 09:11:55 AM »
Happy hard hat day, brothah
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: To the skreetz
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2012, 09:35:09 AM »
Happy birfday.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: To the skreetz
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2012, 09:52:11 AM »
Have the best GODDAMN BIRTHDAY EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Re: To the skreetz
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2012, 10:27:54 AM »
Hope you had a good one, D.
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Re: To the skreetz
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2012, 11:50:22 AM »
Rumor has it you had a birthday yesterday.  If that's true, then hope it was a good one.
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Re: To the skreetz
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2012, 02:40:16 PM »
Haven't heard from the skreetz today.  Quite possibly too much was consumed from the pimp cup?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: To the skreetz
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2012, 04:09:45 PM »
Happiest of Birthdays, no really. I hope you're not having to work today.
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Re: To the skreetz
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2012, 07:04:41 PM »
Birthdays are for fags.  Happy Birthday!
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Re: To the skreetz
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2012, 07:11:50 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 11, 2012, 02:40:16 PM
Haven't heard from the skreetz today.  Quite possibly too much was consumed from the pimp cup?

Thats what I was thinking. He must be on Bourbinz Skreetz.
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Re: To the skreetz
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2012, 07:43:06 PM »
Happy belated birthday!
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Re: To the skreetz
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2012, 07:49:48 PM »
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