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Shug Dye

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Jesus turns 49 today.....
« on: June 19, 2012, 11:50:55 AM »
Happy Birthday! Let's all hear it for Jesus! "Like" if you have Jesus in your heart today. Pass this thread on by if you aren't willing to post on this and announce your love for Jesus.
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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2012, 12:00:22 PM »
I thought his birthday fell closer to like...December 25th or something.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Shug Dye

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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2012, 12:06:33 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 19, 2012, 12:00:22 PM
I thought his birthday fell closer to like...December 25th or something.

You obviously haven't checked the Tigersx calendar. How does it feel to be older than Jesus?
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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2012, 12:08:28 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on June 19, 2012, 12:06:33 PM
You obviously haven't checked the Tigersx calendar. How does it feel to be older than Jesus?

I oughta slug you
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2012, 12:36:11 PM »
I thought you'd be older...and taller.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2012, 01:44:32 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 19, 2012, 12:36:11 PM
I thought you'd be older...and taller.


You play pretty good for a blind white boy.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2012, 02:30:45 PM »
Hesus?
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2012, 02:44:01 PM »
Quote from: AWK on June 19, 2012, 02:30:45 PM
Hesus?

I like him very much, but he no help me with curveball.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2012, 07:41:04 PM »
I've actually met jesus.  Good guy.  He also appreciates fine gulf seafood. 

He's just alright with me.
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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2012, 09:29:45 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on June 19, 2012, 07:41:04 PM
I've actually met jesus.  Good guy.  He also appreciates fine gulf seafood. 

He's just alright with me.

did he feed 5000?
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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2012, 09:28:55 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on June 19, 2012, 07:41:04 PM
I've actually met jesus.  Good guy.  He also appreciates fine gulf seafood. 

He's just alright with me.

He only likes it with 100's of loaves of bread.
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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2012, 09:48:03 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on June 21, 2012, 09:28:55 AM
He only likes it with 100's of loaves of bread.

It was 5 loaves.  C'mon man, did you miss that day of VBS?
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2012, 10:19:59 AM »
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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2012, 10:33:18 AM »
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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2012, 04:12:32 PM »
He may need a lawyer too...  I didn't even know he was in town...

One of y'all should step up.  Wouldn't "Defended Jesus" look good on a resume?

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A suspect with the first name “Jesus Christ” did not seem follow after his holy namesake’s advice, “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”

Jesus Christ Anthony Turner, 27, is charged with aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon for a theft last week, according to court documents from the Harris County District Court.

Last Saturday, Turner used a gun to try to steal from the alleged victim Terence Alan White. Houston police arrested him on Monday.  He is being held  in custody without a bond.

The man with the unusual name has previously been charged with burglary of a habitation this January and assault of a family member in 2004, court records show.
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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2012, 06:38:15 PM »
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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2012, 07:40:20 PM »
HA!
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2012, 10:55:37 AM »
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Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2012, 11:02:16 AM »
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