Can Westbrook make you 21 points toinight?
I don't think so.
Submit now bitch!
Looks like it's gonna be me and you in the finals. [coachspeak]You have a great team with a lot of talent. They're well coached and disciplined. We've got our work cut out for us.[/coachspeak]
Well, looks like I'll be seeded in the #2 spot behind ballsonyourchin, with you seeded #3. (suck it, homey) Our records will be the same, but my point totals will be slightly larger than yours, hence the higher seeding. This most likely means that we will meet in the semi's (barring a complete meltdown of our teams in the first round) so we can have a little sumptin' sumptin' folks like to call a "rematch".
I'm calling the winner of that rematch to play the Sadr City Rockets in the finals. Should be a real fantasy football doosie.
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Great call, motherfucker. You insulted my team by insinuating we'd lose to the Sadr City Rockets. That was just the motivation we needed to propel us to the finals while your bunch of pussies are going to be watching the game from their living rooms. I have to admit, I would have taken great pleasure in breaking one off in you in the Championship Game. Too bad you suck monkey balls.