TigersX Fantasy Football League

[Jumbo]

I think I've got a hair in my mouth.

You deep throatin' bitch.

[ssgaufan]

You deep throatin' bitch.

Not with your miniature equipment.

[AWK]

Congrats to the Cock Blockers, who clinched a playoff berth with the win over The Clap.  You gentlemen played your hearts out and left it all out on the field.  Now let's focus on finishing the season and getting geared up for the big playoff run.

Screw you, cheater.

[Thrilla]

I'm just glad to see that you are down to the three seed in the playoffs.  It would be best if we go ahead and knock you down another couple of spots next week as well.  No need to get your hopes up only to be disappointed.

Well, looks like I'll be seeded in the #2 spot behind ballsonyourchin, with you seeded #3. (suck it, homey)  Our records will be the same, but my point totals will be slightly larger than yours, hence the higher seeding.  This most likely means that we will meet in the semi's (barring a complete meltdown of our teams in the first round) so we can have a little sumptin' sumptin' folks like to call a "rematch".

I'm calling the winner of that rematch to play the Sadr City Rockets in the finals.  Should be a real fantasy football doosie.

That is your fantasy football playoff update...this is Thrilla reporting live, from the hub and heartbeat of the Southeast.  Remember, bitches, you don't ride with me...you ride a Marta bus.

[Ogre]

Well, looks like I'll be seeded in the #2 spot behind ballsonyourchin, with you seeded #3. (suck it, homey)  Our records will be the same, but my point totals will be slightly larger than yours, hence the higher seeding.  This most likely means that we will meet in the semi's (barring a complete meltdown of our teams in the first round) so we can have a little sumptin' sumptin' folks like to call a "rematch".

I'm calling the winner of that rematch to play the Sadr City Rockets in the finals.  Should be a real fantasy football doosie.

That is your fantasy football playoff update...this is Thrilla reporting live, from the hub and heartbeat of the Southeast.  Remember, bitches, you don't ride with me...you ride a Marta bus.

The Cock Blockers will have a say in this outcome.  In the immortal words of Tommy Tuberville, "You can write that!"

[Thrilla]

The Cock Blockers will have a say in this outcome.  In the immortal words of Tommy Tuberville, "You can write that!"

You sure will have your say...until the Sadr City Rockets or ballsonyourchin pisses in your cheerios.

[AWK]

You sure will have your say...until the Sadr City Rockets or ballsonyourchin pisses in your cheerios.

If things go the way I believe they will, you will have to play me first round...and that is no gimme homo.

[Thrilla]

If things go the way I believe they will, you will have to play me first round...and that is no gimme homo.

You better hope your tight end and kicker bring it tonight, or else I got two words for ya:

CONSOLATION BRACKET

which means that you won't even have the pleasure of losing to me again.

[AWK]

You better hope your tight end and kicker bring it tonight, or else I got two words for ya:

CONSOLATION BRACKET

which means that you won't even have the pleasure of losing to me again.

Get ready for an ass raping. Howard style.

[JohnDeere]

How much money is in the pot?

Like I need to know what the payouts are, I gots some Christmas shopping to do.

Yeah, I'm calling it.......beyotchs.

[Saniflush]

How much money is in the pot?

Like I need to know what the payouts are, I gots some Christmas shopping to do.

Yeah, I'm calling it.......beyotchs.

I'm still holding my $20.  Just as well, looks like doing so is about to save me some postage

[Thrilla]

Get ready for an ass raping. Howard style.

Bring it!  The rematch is on.  My team is rested, prepared, and on lots of drugs, so you stand no chance.

[ssgaufan]

You fuckers have no chance, now that the Death Dealers made it.  I played a more layed back style this year, you know grabbing up all the shitty receivers that I could get, and forgetting to manage the fuckers once or twice, now that the playoffs are here, I'm gonna tear some shit up!  With those same shitty receivers.

[AUTailgatingRules]

How much money is in the pot?

Like I need to know what the payouts are, I gots some Christmas shopping to do.

Yeah, I'm calling it.......beyotchs.

Not much left after buying the Crown Reserve for the Football pool

[Thrilla]

Not much left after buying the Crown Reserve for the Football pool

I'm hoping you forgot this:

 

[Saniflush]

Damn Jumbo.  Tough draw for the playoffs.  Gonna get it from me in back to back weeks.

Bring your dog.

[Thrilla]

Damn Jumbo.  Tough draw for the playoffs.  Gonna get it from me in back to back weeks.

Bring your dog.

You have spoken the truth.  How about those upsets that the Cock Blockers and Death Dealers are trying to pull off?  Gonna be one hell of a playoff run for somebody...

Hopefully The Poon can pull it off tonight.  We need a strong game from Steve Smith and a weak game from Antonio Bryant.

[Ogre]

You have spoken the truth.  How about those upsets that the Cock Blockers and Death Dealers are trying to pull off?  Gonna be one hell of a playoff run for somebody...

Hopefully The Poon can pull it off tonight.  We need a strong game from Steve Smith and a weak game from Antonio Bryant.

Where the fuck do you keep getting the idea that my win is an upset?  I'm the higher seed, so I should be the favorite. 

[Thrilla]

Where the fuck do you keep getting the idea that my win is an upset?  I'm the higher seed, so I should be the favorite. 

hahaha...just can't get anything by you, can I?

[ssgaufan]

Well I've gotta say, fuck DeAngelo Williams, and the Tampa Bay defense.  I should've known that I couldn't pull the upset, I mean I had the fucking Eagles D that scored a whopping 0.  Fuck it, now I have more time to look at porn.