I'm confused. I thought I was playing (and beating the shit out of) you this past weekend.
Or maybe the Makers Mark has you confused.
You are. But Markie Mark was the last winless team. As long as he was winless, I was ahead of someone. Now I think I am the only one win team AND I have the lowest points total.
Maker's Mark? What is this? You know I am in Iraq and, by the articles of General Order No 1., not allowed to have alcohol.
I am an officer in the Unted States Army. I would never do anything that would jepordize my career.