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Obvious cow is obvious
« on: June 06, 2012, 06:46:22 AM »
http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/44454/there-was-no-stopping-cam-newton-in-2010

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Cam Newton came and went in the SEC like a thunderous bolt of lightning.

In just one season as Auburn’s quarterback, he turned the college football world upside down with a record-setting performance they will be talking about on the Plains for a long time to come.


ESPN says his performance is the fourth best individual single-season effort of the last 50 years in college football.  In that respect, they are dumbasses.  There aren't three better individual single season performances in any sport at any time in the history of man.  It's Cam, Secretariat and Mark Spitz.   
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Re: Obvious cow is obvious
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2012, 08:47:32 AM »
http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/44454/there-was-no-stopping-cam-newton-in-2010
 

ESPN says his performance is the fourth best individual single-season effort of the last 50 years in college football.  In that respect, they are dumbasses.  There aren't three better individual single season performances in any sport at any time in the history of man.  It's Cam, Secretariat and Mark Spitz.

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Re: Obvious cow is obvious
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2012, 08:55:32 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2012, 09:01:03 AM »


I don't get these 3D puzzle pictures...is it supposed to be a spaceship?
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2012, 09:14:49 AM »
http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/44454/there-was-no-stopping-cam-newton-in-2010
 

ESPN says his performance is the fourth best individual single-season effort of the last 50 years in college football.  In that respect, they are dumbasses.  There aren't three better individual single season performances in any sport at any time in the history of man.  It's Cam, Secretariat and Mark Spitz.

There's something in that article that doesn't fit.  I don't cast a wandering eye towards the NCAA whenever I think of the 2010 season. 
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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2012, 09:15:17 AM »
I don't get these 3D puzzle pictures...is it supposed to be a spaceship?

What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt! And I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-tittied mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit! Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2012, 09:38:54 AM »
Based on an online poll.

There were 10 choices.

The final tallies turned out like this.

http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/post/_/id/8007087/greatest-college-football-seasons
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1.Barry Sanders (1988)

2.Tim Tebow (2007)

3.Herschel Walker (1981)

4.Cam Newton (2010)

5.Ricky Williams (1988)

6.Vince Young (2005)

7.Marcus Allen (1981)

8.Tony Dorsett (1976)

9.Reggie Bush (2005)

10.Hugh Green (1980)

Garbage. Cam haters rule teh intarwebz. I guarantee you every bammer with a dial-up connection was spending every hour of their unemployed lives ranking him #10 over and over.

Also, 1985 Bo Jackson doesn't even make the Top 10?
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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2012, 09:41:09 AM »
What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt! And I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-tittied mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit! Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!

Wow. It's a schooner.
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Re: Obvious cow is obvious
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2012, 09:46:23 AM »
It's Cam, Secretariat and Mark Spitz.

Pretty much. I hold all 3 in extremely high regard. Secretariat was just sick.

Although I do admit Barry Sanders' 1988 season was crazy too.
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2012, 10:42:03 AM »
Wow. It's a schooner.
Ha Ha You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a sailboat.
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2012, 01:05:08 PM »
Ha Ha You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a sailboat.
Would you like a chocolate pretzel?
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« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2012, 01:16:52 PM »
Would you like a chocolate pretzel?

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« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2012, 02:01:54 PM »
Would you like a chocolate pretzel?
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« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2012, 02:47:16 PM »
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