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Early Buffday Rekonishun
« on: June 01, 2012, 02:50:38 PM »
Since it falls on a weekend and there may not be much traffic, an early fisting to our resident Allman Bros. freak.  AUTiger1 is gettin' cake tomorrow.
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2012, 02:56:28 PM »
Happy Happy Birthday dollface!!!!! Mwah!!!

I expect you to drink lots of bourbon and be a man. (that means giving the wife a pickle tickle) :)
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2012, 03:11:50 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 01, 2012, 02:50:38 PM
Since it falls on a weekend and there may not be much traffic, an early fisting to our resident Allman Bros. freak.  AUTiger1 is gettin' cake tomorrow.

Thank you sir!

Quote from: Shug Dye on June 01, 2012, 02:56:28 PM
Happy Happy Birthday dollface!!!!! Mwah!!!

I expect you to drink lots of bourbon and be a man. (that means giving the wife a pickle tickle) :)

<3!  You know where drinking lots of bourbon and giving pickle tickles will get you?  ;)  In the same boat that I am in now.
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2012, 03:12:44 PM »
Happy Birthday!  I will drink a couple for you this afternoon.   :bar:
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2012, 03:15:04 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on June 01, 2012, 03:12:44 PM
Happy Birthday!  I will drink a couple for you this afternoon.   :bar:

Please do.  This would be the reason that I couldn't join you.  I would love to go to the Nook for a few beers, but the wife has a gathering planned out.  I would be in a world of shit.  Never, never......ever, piss off the pregnant lady.  It never ends well.
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2012, 03:17:57 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 01, 2012, 03:15:04 PM
Please do.  This would be the reason that I couldn't join you.  I would love to go to the Nook for a few beers, but the wife has a gathering planned out.  I would be in a world of shit.  Never, never......ever, piss off the pregnant lady.  It never ends well.

who's the father?

hoppy birthday.  a pinch of fine cut goes out to you. 

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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2012, 03:22:46 PM »
Happy Birthday, AUT1!!!  I'll drink a fine bourbinz in your memory honor tonight...and smoke a fine adult tobacco product.
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2012, 03:29:34 PM »
I hope you get raped by a dinosaur.  Happy Birthday homo.
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2012, 03:30:51 PM »
Quote from: chinook on June 01, 2012, 03:17:57 PM
who's the father?

hoppy birthday.  a pinch of fine cut goes out to you.

I don't know, but the bastard should be paying out some child support. 
Quote from: Tarheel on June 01, 2012, 03:22:46 PM
Happy Birthday, AUT1!!!  I'll drink a fine bourbinz in your memory honor tonight...and smoke a fine adult tobacco product.


Thanks.  As will I be doing the same.
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2012, 03:32:03 PM »
Quote from: AWK on June 01, 2012, 03:29:34 PM
I hope you get raped by a dinosaur.  Happy Birthday homo.

He gets straight to the point.  Course that's the only time straight and he collide in the same sentence.

Happy birthday fucktard.
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2012, 03:35:52 PM »
Quote from: AWK on June 01, 2012, 03:29:34 PM
I hope you get raped by a dinosaur.  Happy Birthday homo.

you invited chopper and didn't invite us?  lucky
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2012, 03:36:27 PM »
Happy birthday, honey bunches of kids.

If I were you, the ONLY time I would give the wife a pickle tickle any more would be while she is preggers - she can't get any MORE knocked up.

There's a birfday present idea - we can all chip in and get you snipped!!  I'll even throw in a bag of frozen peas.
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2012, 03:38:28 PM »
BTW, she ever heard of taking a shot in the mouth?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2012, 03:43:50 PM »
Quote from: AWK on June 01, 2012, 03:29:34 PM
I hope you get raped by a dinosaur.  Happy Birthday homo.

<3 <3 <3 Expect you at the house about 10:00 PM wearing this? amirtie?
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2012, 03:47:41 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 01, 2012, 03:32:03 PM
Happy birthday fucktard.

Thanks, I think.

Quote from: chinook on June 01, 2012, 03:35:52 PM
you invited chopper and didn't invite us?  lucky

How else did you think I was going to get a new iPad?

Quote from: Saniflush on June 01, 2012, 03:38:28 PM
BTW, she ever heard of taking a shot in the mouth?

Dude, I am married!  That doesn't happen anymore.  Which is why I am still trying to figure out who the father is.
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2012, 03:49:37 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 01, 2012, 03:36:27 PM
Happy birthday, honey bunches of kids.

If I were you, the ONLY time I would give the wife a pickle tickle any more would be while she is preggers - she can't get any MORE knocked up.

There's a birfday present idea - we can all chip in and get you snipped!!  I'll even throw in a bag of frozen peas.

Thanks!  XOXOX's!

That idea makes a lot of sense.  Frozen peas will work.  Something has to happen b/c we don't need anymore surprises at the AUT1 household.
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2012, 04:31:16 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 01, 2012, 03:49:37 PM
Thanks!  XOXOX's!

That idea makes a lot of sense.  Frozen peas will work.  Something has to happen b/c we don't need anymore surprises at the AUT1 household.

Forget the peas.  Oxycodone, Yuengling, and Xbox was the way to go.  I recommend Dr. Jiminez in Huntsville, he sent in one sweet honey to shave my naughty bits....  I mean, Happy Birthday!
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2012, 04:40:28 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 01, 2012, 04:31:16 PM
Forget the peas.  Oxycodone, Yuengling, and Xbox was the way to go.  I recommend Dr. Jiminez in Huntsville, he sent in one sweet honey to shave my naughty bits....  I mean, Happy Birthday!

Still got any left?  That would make a nice B'day present.  :)
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2012, 06:04:40 PM »
Happy birthday!  I give you my booty hole as a present.  Surprise!
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Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2012, 06:07:07 PM »
Well Happy Fucking Birthday, though I don't have a clue who really are. But, that okay, I've got little something for you, I'll give it to you Monday.
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